You know how I know you're gay?

LuigiHann · 30th January 2006, 17:46

[David and Cal Playing a video Game]

Cal: You're gay now?
David: No, I'm not gay, I'm just celibate.
Cal: That sounds gay. I mean, I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that lead to you being gay. Like there's this, and then in a year it's like "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm, I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: Oh, I'm gay for saying that.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

[Cal loses first match; screen cuts to video game footage]

Cal: Aw, shit. Ow. Dude, at least leave my torso alone.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan".
Cal: You know how I know you're gay?
David: How?
Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."
Cal: That's gay?

[David loses second match; screen cuts to video game footage]

David: Goddammit!
Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off. And *now* I'm throwing it at your body.
Cal: [shouts] Fuck you!
David: Aww.

Tuggummi · 30th January 2006, 18:07

Hilarious!

Who are David and Cal?

LuigiHann · 30th January 2006, 18:13

It's a scene from The 40-Year-Old Virgin. They're both friends of the main character.

skryingbreath · 30th January 2006, 19:34

Great stuff

Whenever me and my buds are bored in class we start doing that...

Michgelsen · 30th January 2006, 19:46

So you're gay

LuigiHann · 30th January 2006, 19:50

Quote:

Originally posted by Michgelsen
So you're gay

You're gay for saying that

skryingbreath · 30th January 2006, 19:51

I'm gay for saying that?

Tuggummi · 31st January 2006, 08:54

Yes you are billyboy.

JaVS_v2.5 · 31st January 2006, 14:32

Everibadeh arrrgghhheeee gayssss......

ASD5A · 31st January 2006, 21:18

*ASD5A gets a big box*
*ASD5A puts this thread into the box*
*ASD5A closes the box*
*ASD5A seals the box*
*ASD5A writes"Pandora's gay box" on the box*

"You dont want to get a full punch of gayness into your face, do you?"

skryingbreath · 31st January 2006, 21:51

You know how I know you're gay? You just said you are going to make "Pandora's gay box" and punch someone in the face with gayness

Tuggummi · 31st January 2006, 23:15

Being gay is good when you are inside a man.

ASD5A · 2nd February 2006, 16:38

gah.. recycling of 'avs jokes doesnt work well here....

pü17dijo · 3rd February 2006, 00:02

Quote:

Originally posted by siebe83

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30th January 2006, 17:46	#1
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,431	You know how I know you're gay? [David and Cal Playing a video Game] Cal: You're gay now? David: No, I'm not gay, I'm just celibate. Cal: That sounds gay. I mean, I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that lead to you being gay. Like there's this, and then in a year it's like "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm, I'm a g-gay guy now". David: You're gay for saying that. Cal: Oh, I'm gay for saying that. David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay? David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts. Cal: You know how I know you're gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are? David: You know how I know you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like Coldplay. [Cal loses first match; screen cuts to video game footage] Cal: Aw, shit. Ow. Dude, at least leave my torso alone. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? David: You like the movie "Maid in Manhattan". Cal: You know how I know you're gay? David: How? Cal: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sour dough bread once. David: You know how I know that you're gay? Cal: How? David: You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face." Cal: That's gay? [David loses second match; screen cuts to video game footage] David: Goddammit! Cal: I'm ripping your head off right now. It's off. And now I'm throwing it at your body. Cal: [shouts] Fuck you! David: Aww. Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

30th January 2006, 18:07	#2
Tuggummi Bin King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 2,170	Hilarious! Who are David and Cal? Texer Resources Im retarded... err i mean retired! Probably both...

30th January 2006, 18:13	#3
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,431	It's a scene from The 40-Year-Old Virgin. They're both friends of the main character. Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

30th January 2006, 19:46	#5
Michgelsen Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,416	So you're gay Skins: Rectangular, AudioRack & Studiosus

31st January 2006, 08:54	#8
Tuggummi Bin King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 2,170	Yes you are billyboy. Texer Resources Im retarded... err i mean retired! Probably both...

30th January 2006, 19:34	#4
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	Great stuff Whenever me and my buds are bored in class we start doing that...

30th January 2006, 19:51	#7
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	I'm gay for saying that?

31st January 2006, 14:32	#9
JaVS_v2.5 Forum King Join Date: May 2005 Location: Seremban 2, Malaysia Posts: 2,717	Everibadeh arrrgghhheeee gayssss...... Last played [offline]: Lamb of God - Nippon -- JaVS :: h i p o t e s i s

31st January 2006, 21:18	#10
ASD5A Titeleinzigartigkeit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: under a bridge Posts: 623	ASD5A gets a big box ASD5A puts this thread into the box ASD5A closes the box ASD5A seals the box ASD5A writes"Pandora's gay box" on the box "You dont want to get a full punch of gayness into your face, do you?" oversized e-penis replacement

31st January 2006, 21:51	#11
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	You know how I know you're gay? You just said you are going to make "Pandora's gay box" and punch someone in the face with gayness

31st January 2006, 23:15	#12
Tuggummi Bin King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 2,170	Being gay is good when you are inside a man. Texer Resources Im retarded... err i mean retired! Probably both...

2nd February 2006, 16:38	#13
ASD5A Titeleinzigartigkeit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: under a bridge Posts: 623	gah.. recycling of 'avs jokes doesnt work well here.... oversized e-penis replacement

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