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Air-drop pigs and dogs on them. 4 13.79%
Saturate their water supply with beer. 2 6.90%
Threaten to air-drop TVs and cinema screens in Afghanistan. 1 3.45%
Ambush them with stereos playing dog barks - or that Nsync's "Gone" song (New Zealanders: or the Paul Holmes CD!) 0 0%
Booby Trap: erect fake buddhas and drop some naplams as they come. 3 10.34%
Spray them with Indian curry powder. Their hair may not itch, but their beards certainly will. 0 0%
They wanna run from justice? Get the Aussies to send in John Hopoate - he'll show them the back exit. 0 0%
Forget M16s - ambush them with electric razors and scissors. 1 3.45%
Send in Michael Jackson - he'll scare them off good. 14 48.28%
Threaten to drop thousands of porno-mags on them. 4 13.79%
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Old 16th October 2001, 03:08   #1
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The Quickest way to defeat the Talibans?

Ha ha ha, eh? What about that joke about the three terrorists in N. Ireland? That "bin Drinkin, bin Swearin, bin (something), but there was no sign of bin (something else)"
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Old 16th October 2001, 05:40   #2
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Ummm you spelt Hopawati wrong, anyway send in the New Zealenders, (don't forget their contingent of sheep)
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Old 16th October 2001, 07:46   #3
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Surest way to defeat them: We find the internet forums they hide in, and flood those with useless polls.

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Old 17th October 2001, 01:16   #4
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NOne of the above.

I got an email recently which I 100% agree with.

We send in a special team of intelligence to find Bin Laden, they kidnap him and take him to some remote hospital. Perform a complete and total sex change operation on him, then drop him off at one of his training camps

Perfect, poetic justice.
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Old 17th October 2001, 01:19   #5
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When will the stupid polls finally stop???

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Old 17th October 2001, 02:51   #6
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Hey, relax it's just a joke thread. It's just taking the mick for fun. I would also like to sincerely apologize to any Muslims offended by this. Sorry, OK? Cool.

Forevever, your idea is the most painful-sounding plan I have ever heard, although there is a danger to that: It is said that if Osama bin Laden shaves off his beard, he will look just like Prime Minister Helen Clark - Scary!

And I've checked the newspaper article that made Hopoate famous; it was spelt H-O-P-O-A-T-E. Even my English teacher told me that's how it's spelt.

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Old 17th October 2001, 05:11   #7
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Definitely the Buddhas with napalm.
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Old 17th October 2001, 07:12   #8
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The best way: Drop tons and tons of food on the starving citizens. Then ask them to overthrow the Taliban in exchange for more food.

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a complete and total sex change operation
Is it different from a complete sex change operation, or a total sex change operation?
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Old 17th October 2001, 12:15   #10
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Is it different from a complete sex change operation, or a total sex change operation?
LOL the addition of the word "total" was to ensure that he gets breasts as well as lower parts and proper female hormones
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1. What does Buddha have to do with this?
2. Why give them beer instead of water? Hey! Couldn't you do that here instead?
3. Something else.
4. Another stupid comment.
5. Anyway. Stop bombing.

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Old 17th October 2001, 12:44   #12
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1. What does Buddha have to do with this?
2. Why give them beer instead of water? Hey! Couldn't you do that here instead?
3. Something else.
4. Another stupid comment.
5. Anyway. Stop bombing.
Correct me if I'm wrong but...

1. Taliban are known to have destroyed Buddha statues (anicient monuments)
2. Koran forbids drinking (alcohol) (I think, but I'm atheist so I wouldn't know for sure...)
3. Something else.
4. Another stupid reply.
5. Hmm...regardless of wheter you support bombing or not, wouldn't you agree that now that they ARE bombing, they should continue until they have achieved at least some result, otherwise they'd prove the part of the muslim world that claims 'bombing is useless and an attack on all muslims' right?
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Old 17th October 2001, 12:51   #13
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Answers in between...
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1. Taliban are known to have destroyed Buddha statues (anicient monuments)
That much I did not know.
But there's not only Talibans living in Afghanistan, they're just the ones ruling it.
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2. Koran forbids drinking (alcohol) (I think, but I'm atheist so I wouldn't know for sure...)
Oh. Right. Bah. The bible forbids lots of stuff too.
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3. Something else.
4. Another stupid reply.
5. Hmm...regardless of wheter you support bombing or not, wouldn't you agree that now that they ARE bombing, they should continue until they have achieved at least some result, otherwise they'd prove the part of the muslim world that claims 'bombing is useless and an attack on all muslims' right?
Why start bombing at all?
Oh. And why stop bombing now?
To spare more innocents.

'Hey, we need a scapegoat, oh, let's take Afghanistan and bomb them out of orbit!'
'Yeah, let's do that!'
'Hey! You Talibans are behind this! You killed alot of innocent civilians! Just to make right out of wrong we will bomb your country and kill even MORE innocent civilians!'

Oh, and stopping bombing now would not prove such a thing, it would prove that they might have gained some sanity though.
By doing this, things will only escalate further, sorry for the language that follows here, but where the fuck will this end?

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Old 17th October 2001, 14:23   #15
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who the f0x0rz is john hopoate?

u mean the prime minister

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he's a dope (i must say)
anything to get votes i spose

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Old 17th October 2001, 14:31   #16
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jns, i agree completly, but sadly the situation's more complicated than that. It would have been great if Bush's response had not included violence, but that would have upset many of the families and friends of those lost in the tragedy. Sadly, they would have been outraged that no revenge was being taken on the terrorists. It is in the human nature - you hit me, i'll hit back. It always warms my heart to see stories of unexpected forgivness - one story was where some guy accidently killed this girl when drink driving. The mother initially hated him, but after she met him decided she couldnt any more, and helped him defeat his alcohol addition, and get over his own grief and guilt about killing the girl.

I'm a Christian, but i think that i would feel the same whether I was or not. Retaliation solves nothing. Forgiveness is one of the hardest and most wonderful human emotions. But, Bush is in a difficult situation. If someone had shot his one of his family, and he had the opportunity to shoot back with no consequences other than the killer's death, would he? Who knows? but he has to represent all America, and has to handle difficult decisions. While I would rather no violent retaliation had taken place (well, i'd rather the tragedy hadn't happened at all of course), I don't blame Bush for doing it... or the American people for wanting it. We're only human after
all. "There are no peace bombs"... i like that.
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Quote:
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Why start bombing at all?
Oh. And why stop bombing now?
To spare more innocents.

'Hey, we need a scapegoat, oh, let's take Afghanistan and bomb them out of orbit!'
'Yeah, let's do that!'
'Hey! You Talibans are behind this! You killed alot of innocent civilians! Just to make right out of wrong we will bomb your country and kill even MORE innocent civilians!'

Oh, and stopping bombing now would not prove such a thing, it would prove that they might have gained some sanity though.
By doing this, things will only escalate further, sorry for the language that follows here, but where the fuck will this end?

I'm not defending the killing odf innocent ppl, just giving a diff point of view. Oh and JNS, another thing, though I agree with 7icha7d
, This isn't your everyday personal life, we're talking about, it's international politics
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This isn't your everyday personal life, we're talking about, it's international politics
Actually, we are talking about peoples everyday personal life's ending meaninglessly.
Hey. Why was the red cross bombed by the way?

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Actually, we are talking about peoples everyday personal life's ending meaninglessly.
C'mon now, that's just a cheap argument. Sadly enough, I could bring up the same thing about the ppl that died in the WTC.

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Hey. Why was the red cross bombed by the way?
Collateral Damage, on of the tragic side issues of war
But would you rather have those people'd been slaughtered/tortured by the taliban?
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C'mon now, that's just a cheap argument. Sadly enough, I could bring up the same thing about the ppl that died in the WTC.
No way!
What is a cheap argument is that this would be my personal everyday life, sure, alot of people got killed, BUT WHY THE HELL KILL MORE INNOCENT CIVILIANS JUST BECAUSE OF THAT?
It just proves that your government is not better off than the talibans.

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Collateral Damage, on of the tragic side issues of war
But would you rather have those people'd been slaughtered/tortured by the taliban?
Yeah, as when they 'accidently' hit an embassy during some bombings.
Was it the Chinese?
Anyhow, don't remember when it was, but it HAS happened.
If you are going to argue as to why the american bombing is so damned good, please, come with good arguments.

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What?? We should kill civilians so the taliban can't. That makes sense
My heart bleeds for everybody killed in this 'war', be it in the WTC tradegy or in America's haphazard bombing.
But i don't think you can call it a side issue of war. Surely the defence of civilians should be the central issue of war? Especially this war. "Killing civilians is wrong! Lets retaliate, and kill their civilians"
America are meant to be stopping terrorists, not bombing countries. If they only hit 100% terrorist targets - well, that would be a step in the right direction. But killing civilians is what America is meant to be fighting against.
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Yes. And also, hasn't it been agreed before that terrorism CAN NOT be fought with violence?
That is what happened before, forgot which country it was though..
So. Why fight terrorism with violence now? oil...

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What?? We should kill civilians so the taliban can't. That makes sense
Uhm...that's not what I'm saying. I meant that the taliban regime kills/tortures people every day. This war might bring an end to the taliban regime, thus creating a better situation for the Afghan people (hopefully). It's a shame that civilian lives will be lost in this war (in any war as a matter of fact), ofcourse. But if it would create a better situation for the people....

What I'm saying is that when you have to choose between two evils, ie 10 civilian deaths or 100, I think you should choose the least evil one.

I know you feel that any cilvian loss is tragic, and a waste of a precious life....so do I. BUT....something HAD to be done...would you've rather had President Bush personally jumped into a B52 airplane, flown to Kabul and dropped thousands of pamflets saying 'why can't we all just get along?'

No I'm not saying 'the american bombing is so damned good' I'm saying that your solution is not realistic. To do nothing would be the same as to say that 'all terrorism is OK with the U.S., so go ahead and bomb more American targets Mr.Bin Laden' (and yes ofcourse I'm overreacting with this last remark.)

I'd love to agree with you, but I think you're being too idealistic, and not realistic enough.
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Okay now.
If they now are so evil, why not act earlier?
And, there is other ways than just re-arrange the geopraphy and exterimate everything living in the country.
The point here is that this is just some god damned PROPAGANDA!
The american government needed a scapegoat, it's quite obivous.
And as earlier. Terror can NOT be fought with violence.
Have you not heard that 'evil begets evil'?
So, yeah, the US pays back now, next, the talibans will, and so on and so on, and thus it will only keep escalating further, WHERE THE FUCK WILL IT END THEN?

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It's pretty much accepted by Bush and his advisors that bombing will increase the chance and ferocity of further terrorist attacks. So why do it? Pure revenge? Let's have a look at this. Bombing = death of civilians + increased chance of more ferocious terrorism. It's idealistic to believe that crushing Afghanistan will stop terrorism. Even ***if*** they manage to wipe out all those who believe in bin laden's cause, which is unlikley, after a short time another cause will spring up, with another target...or maybe the same one. It's a sad fact, and I hate it, but there will always be people willing to kill for a cause. Bombing solves nothing but lust for revenge. However, again, I do not blame Bush or the American people for wanting this. I just don't agree with it personally.

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blindly accepting (since I don't have anything tangible to go on) that the government has proof of evidence that Bin Laden is guilty, bombing an entire country isn't going to prove anything. Sure it might freak out the Taliban, and they might even turn him over to US eventually...

But what about the terrorists in America? What does this bombing saying to them? Don't go back over there. stay here in America, where you have a chance to send diseases through the mail. What about terrorists in other countries? Why aren't we bombing them? What about the many branches that have grown from Bin Laden's seeds.

Are we forgetting that the pilots were American trained?
We bombed Afghanistan...

And people are still here, in America, where security is heightened at all the airports, air travel is at an all time low, and despite these 2 facts, people are STILL getting through with plastic weapons.

You can attack me if you want. I personally have no friends in Afghanistan so I'm not hurting about it... but I have friends in NY.. I want justice, not vengance. No more dead bodies.

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Well, I can surely appreciate your point of view...but my problem with it is... it lacks an alternative solution. It's easy to only say you're against the killing of innocent people, but what action do you suggest should be taken ?
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NOne of the above.

I got an email recently which I 100% agree with.

We send in a special team of intelligence to find Bin Laden, they kidnap him and take him to some remote hospital. Perform a complete and total sex change operation on him, then drop him off at one of his training camps

Perfect, poetic justice.
Call me a cynic though, this is one war (people vs. terrorists) I don't think we can win. (explanation to come).

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My problems with the bombing are:
1) There aren't a finite number of terrorists - more are born every day
2) Crushing Afghanistan won't help stop terrorism
3) America seems to be focusing too much on Afghanistan. What about other terrorists in other countries (eg. America)?
4) Terrorism + bombing = increased terrorism + civilian causalties caused by bombing

Alternative solution? Tighten securuity everywhere to the maximum possible. Find bin laden and all the terrorists they can prove are terrorists and lock them away...and continue doing this forever (sadly, terrorism will never truly die). Spend the money spent on bombing to instead make the lives of the bereaved a bit better + help other neady people. Spending money on killing is stupid. Stop killing innocents. Don't give the terrorists more grounds for propaganda (terrorism + fellow countrymen dead = more terrorists). Peace, man, or the closest possible solution. Not death. That solves nothing.

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who the f0x0rz is john hopoate?

u mean the prime minister

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anything to get votes i spose

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No john hopowate is a rugby league player who put his fingers in other players arses.

And I've checked the newspaper article that made Hopoate famous; it was spelt. Even my English teacher told me that's how it's spelt.

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btw Valkyrie it is H-O-P-O-W-A-T-E not H-O-P-O-A-T-E Check this website to see the spelling http://www.playtheball.com/nrlnew/ne...sp?newsid=1204
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Hopoate is correct. See NRL's official page.

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blindly accepting (since I don't have anything tangible to go on) that the government has proof of evidence that Bin Laden is guilty, bombing an entire country isn't going to prove anything. Sure it might freak out the Taliban, and they might even turn him over to US eventually...
The offered to hand him over, but the US refused!

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NOne of the above.

I got an email recently which I 100% agree with.

We send in a special team of intelligence to find Bin Laden, they kidnap him and take him to some remote hospital. Perform a complete and total sex change operation on him, then drop him off at one of his training camps

Perfect, poetic justice.
Wow, good plan.

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Although this thread was originally intended as a joke thread, I do see a need to talk seriously in such tense times. I welcome all replies, serious and joke, to this thread.

And thank you griffin for that spelling confirmation.

Anyway, more suggestions:
>Send in Mike Tyson and let him do the "ear-ripping" maneuvre on them.

>Give them a taste of their own medicine; find the cave they're hiding in, air-drop loads of marijuana near the cave, get ground troops to burn it and blow the smoke into the cave. Yeah, perfect justice for all that opium they polluted the world with.

>Set up a fake Taliban-supporting company, then fake aid them with air-dropped "special combat helmets", then send in a whole army of die-hard Ozzy Osborne fans.

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hmm, Maybe this would help?

The "western" world could change thier approach to the middle east being more "inclusive" to arabs and pulling troops out of all sensitive religious areas and letting them settle thier differences without "Western" influence, or better yet the USA could stop protecting thier oil that they love so much for thier 4X4 trucks and sport utilities, and pay a fair market price for the beloved black gold they love so much.

or we could drop pop tarts on them watch them eat the junk then fall over dead from sugar overdose haha.

oh wait they already did that.

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Old 21st October 2001, 04:07   #38
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Saturate their water with beer - first they all become sickly drunk (to the point were they're throwing up), then they build up their tolerance. Finally, they die of intoxication. Really quite simple.
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All the waste that the British and the American's produce, (Shit) can be put into crates and exported to Afganistan. Then we will be killing 2 birds with one stone. We would be getting rid of our waste, and spending less money on making it safe, and the alcaida network will be swimming in the american's waste. Pretty good idea eh?


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i voted send in jacko (personally he scares the s**t outa me! )

he could scare the hump of a camel....an then the afghans would have no mode of transportation
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