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View Poll Results: What alien would you have sex with?
Greys 3 10.34%
Queen 3 10.34%
New Born Alien 2 6.90%
Predator 2 6.90%
Chewbacca 3 10.34%
Jar Jar Binks 3 10.34%
Jaba 2 6.90%
Darth maul 3 10.34%
Independence day alien 3 10.34%
Female vulcan 22 75.86%
mars Attacks Alien 4 13.79%
Other... 6 20.69%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 24th April 2004, 02:59   #1
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if you were forced to have sex with an alien who would it be?

- what alien would you have sex with? -





- The ever popular Greys





- Queen from the movie aliens






That other alien with the freaky eyes, the new born alien from alien 4




- The ruthless and sadistic Predator






the loveable hairy but I never understand what he says, Chewbacca




That A$$ H*le Jar Jar Binks





The crimnal and Princess Pimp, Jaba



Darth Maul




Alien from independence day





Female Vulcan yummy!



Or those funny aliens from the "Mars Attacks" movie


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Old 24th April 2004, 03:04   #2
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Ummm... you forgot the option for "Aussies" Strange people...
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Old 24th April 2004, 03:04   #3
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Depends. How many beers and how much coke?

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Old 24th April 2004, 03:08   #4
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Depends. How many beers and how much coke?
OK.

If you were forced to have sex with an alien, any alien who would it be?

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Old 24th April 2004, 03:16   #5
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I like human women fine, thanks. They don't have extra parts, but the parts they have, whoo.

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Old 24th April 2004, 03:38   #6
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Ummm... you forgot the option for "Aussies" Strange people...
Don't forget the Mexicans!

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Old 24th April 2004, 05:15   #7
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it`s a bit wierd but probably a female borg

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Old 24th April 2004, 05:17   #8
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... Looks like a baby that has been skull fucked too hard...
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Old 24th April 2004, 05:18   #9
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If one of those is a newborn, is that considered paedophilia?

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Old 24th April 2004, 05:25   #10
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er.. an illegal one?
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Old 24th April 2004, 05:38   #11
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er.. an illegal one?
I was thinking the same thing.

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Old 24th April 2004, 05:44   #12
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There is only one logical choice there.

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Old 24th April 2004, 05:48   #13
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Old 24th April 2004, 06:55   #14
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i would go with that female vulcan, but that is some nasty, NASTY hair... so i go with Chewy
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Old 24th April 2004, 08:12   #15
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I forgot to select JarJar so I could reem him up the bung hole for making a sucky movie that much more suckier.

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Old 24th April 2004, 10:26   #16
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Where's the borg queen?

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Old 24th April 2004, 13:06   #17
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Nothing wrong with trying something once.
Go for them all.

Except Jabba the Fucking Hut...
That's just goddamn disgusting.
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Old 24th April 2004, 15:16   #18
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Old 24th April 2004, 19:29   #19
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I would be logical in my choice.

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 24th April 2004, 19:41   #20
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Old 24th April 2004, 19:57   #21
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@Shy, you should turn to your own borders, Sylvester Staloyne (however you spell it) is a good example .

Why I must pay respect to the vulcans for they are the ones who made first contact, according to StarTrek history

Female vulcan, mmmmmmm.

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Old 24th April 2004, 21:23   #22
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An illegal one coz they're cheaper and don't complain when you ....Oh never mind.

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Old 24th April 2004, 23:15   #23
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Where's the borg queen?
Got thing for dead flesh with veins, Xerxes?

I voted other...

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Old 25th April 2004, 00:35   #24
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I'd go for other.
The Dahanese Siren from StarTopia.

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Old 25th April 2004, 03:24   #25
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Jesus. Just look at this. Doesn't this just scream sexy? This definitely gets my juices going.



Oh but this takes the cake. My nipples are currently so hard they could cut diamonds.


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Old 25th April 2004, 03:25   #26
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Old 25th April 2004, 03:31   #27
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Old 25th April 2004, 03:33   #28
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Old 25th April 2004, 07:52   #29
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^^^^^mmmm yes

or what about orion slave girl?

and i dont see ET on your list

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I still think the Dahanese Siren is the hottest :P

Easy by nature too.

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Old 26th April 2004, 18:47   #32
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Vote jarjar, theres a chance it could kill him, as with all interspecies sex!
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Old 26th April 2004, 20:12   #33
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Alien Queen (*NOT*)
Wow, the infamous nasally emitted "NOT!"
How... 1993 of you.

Damn eleven year olds...

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Vote jarjar, theres a chance it could kill him, as with all interspecies sex!
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Old 27th April 2004, 00:47   #35
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I like those aliens who are young but try to act older than they really are and it comes off slightly arogant. Yep those be the aliens for me.

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Old 27th April 2004, 01:21   #36
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Shouldnt have put an "Other" option on the list...
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I like those aliens who are young but try to act older than they really are and it comes off slightly arogant. Yep those be the aliens for me.
You mean the Olsen twins?
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Old 27th April 2004, 10:03   #38
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Wow, the infamous nasally emitted "NOT!"
How... 1993 of you.

Damn eleven year olds...
SORRY. It's just that i'm trying to vary the way i write english. As english isn't my first language, these variations might become unnatural, so thanks for the feedback .
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Got thing for dead flesh with veins, Xerxes?
It's not about the sex its about being the next Locutus

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Oh but this takes the cake. My nipples are currently so hard they could cut diamonds.
funny you should mention that, as i "came across" some stones, shall we say, the other day, and i need to get some work done on them, no questions asked...

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