Old 29th December 2004, 12:32   #1
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why do men have nipples?

anybody know the answer? i sure don't.

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Old 29th December 2004, 12:35   #2
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Old 29th December 2004, 12:39   #3
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Old 29th December 2004, 13:06   #4
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One theory that I heard a while ago was every human embreyo started out as female and as development started to happen the X chromosome appears and produces a male. The reason behind it is because there would be no other reason for us to have nipples.

I dont know if its true but meh.

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I think it's the other way around, d0rk.
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Old 29th December 2004, 13:22   #6
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One theory that I heard a while ago was every human embreyo started out as female and as development started to happen the X chromosome appears and produces a male. The reason behind it is because there would be no other reason for us to have nipples.

I dont know if its true but meh.
Or as the current Mrs Jones would have you know, 'the penis is just an overdeveloped clitoris'
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Old 29th December 2004, 13:48   #7
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Or as the current Mrs Jones would have you know, 'the penis is just an overdeveloped clitoris'
Not to argue with Mrs Jones, but the penis and clitoris are totally different with different functions.
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Old 29th December 2004, 13:56   #8
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My arguement back to her is that the clitoris is an underdeveloped penis , much fighting follows...
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Old 29th December 2004, 13:58   #9
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The clitoris does form into the penis after the nipples are formed. Like d0rk said, everyone is female and then the chromosones change to male.... or something.
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Old 29th December 2004, 14:02   #10
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So, in other words females rule
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Old 29th December 2004, 14:02   #11
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Yes, it's true, us men, we are all under the clit...
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Old 29th December 2004, 14:28   #12
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Men have nipples for sensory reasons.
Like when it's cold, they get pointy.

And as we develop we are neither male or female.
Every baby has a sexual bud (like a pseudo-penis) which either grows inward or continues to grow out as according to a hormones (which in turn are controlled by the presences or lack of a Y chromosome)


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Old 29th December 2004, 15:24   #13
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When you were a baby, who was your sexual bud?

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Old 29th December 2004, 15:26   #14
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Old 29th December 2004, 15:35   #15
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When you were a baby, who was your sexual bud?
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Old 29th December 2004, 15:36   #16
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Men have nipples for sensory reasons.
Like when it's cold, they get pointy.
i know if it's cold. i don't need my nipples to tell me that.

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Old 29th December 2004, 15:38   #17
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I just touched one of my nipples with my cold fingers. Sensational!

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Old 29th December 2004, 15:55   #18
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Now get your girlfriend to do it with an ice cube while she bumps and grinds, sensational x 10
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Now get your girlfriend to do it with an ice cube while she bumps and grinds, sensational x 10
Or better yet, icecubes in her mouth while ....... Nevermind there are children here.
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Old 29th December 2004, 16:07   #20
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haha, yeah, that's always a good one..

Jones top tip of the day, always use fresh ice cubes for that one, don't take a mouthfull of vodka and ice cubes from your glass before trying it, it can often lead to tears.
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Even better is when she puts the ice in another place and you don't know before hopping on in .

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Old 29th December 2004, 16:25   #22
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Even better is when she puts the ice in another place and you don't know before hopping on in .
ooooooooo I never tried that one!
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Old 29th December 2004, 18:33   #24
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Evolution.
More specifically (and to get geekier), a unified codebase. The evolutionary advantage necessary for nipples to dissappear off of men is so large that the ever-so-minor evolutionary disadvantage of a nipple will probably never give enough of a push for itself to disappear.

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Re: why do men have nipples?

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anybody know the answer? i sure don't.
Nipples were placed on a man's chest,
so on December 29, 2004 @ appx 6:32am,
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Even better is when she puts the ice in another place and you don't know before hopping on in .
I should probably mention that i did write a very long useful explanation along the lines of what xzzxzxzxzzzxxxzzzz said, but this dial up is so unpredictable that after posting it didn't actually get posted .

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Men have nipples so that every time I go into a hardware store looking for a toilet plunger I can have a little fun. Oh wait..

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hmmm, interesting...

so are shemales born that way or is it just by surgery?
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Re: why do men have nipples?

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They're there so people can say "you have man-boobs."
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Old 29th December 2004, 20:41   #30
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They start out male (I'm pretty sure) and THEN go girl.
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hmmm, interesting...

so are shemales born that way or is it just by surgery?
Depends what you mean by "shemale". A man can grow breasts with the right levels of female hormones, if that's what you're asking.

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Old 29th December 2004, 20:48   #32
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its the presence of the x chromosome that determines if you are male, if its not there, humans goto default (female) the sexual bud was a pretty good analogy.

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i think its because when being an embryon there is no difference betwen male and female, at the beggining we are all the same.
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transsexual, man with boobies or girl with dick, either

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Old 29th December 2004, 21:48   #36
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transsexual, man with boobies or girl with dick, either

[edit], i'd post a few pics but porn will get my young tight ass kicked [/edit]
Well, the term "transsexual" is vague. There are those who are born without a clear sex (yes, really), though most of the time, I believe people use that term to refer to a man who's taken hormones to grow boobs.

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My dad owns a hardware store, and there are things you just kinda find out when you grow up with a hardware store in the family.

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My arguement back to her is that the clitoris is an underdeveloped penis , much fighting follows...
I go with every embryo starts female and then gets the correct hormone to become male.

So therefore in essence, the penis is an overdeveloped clitoris, and the testicles are labia which have gleaned organs from the hormonal process.

Whee.

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And Billy, it's the presence of the 'Y' chromosome that will make you male. Females have two X's, males have an X and a Y.

Some postulate that the missing string that creates the Y shape in males contains the capacity to ask for directions when lost.

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