Old 21st December 2002, 09:21   #1
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Presents for Mums

I haven't been able to fond anything for my Mum for Christmas. She's asked for a few things but I haven't been able to find any of them. So what shall I get her? We have no room for more flowers in the house, she's got way too much perfume and doesn't need any makeup. So what the hell else can I get her? I'm stuck.

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Old 21st December 2002, 09:24   #2
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a custom made high-quality dildo?
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Old 21st December 2002, 09:26   #3
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No. I've got one of those for the other girl in my life alreay.

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Old 21st December 2002, 09:30   #4
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Did you have it modeled after your own member? That's what I'd do were I to give such a thing to the gf that I don't have...

Seeing as how that idea won't do, how about a male stripper, or a jacuzzi hot-tub type thing?
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Old 21st December 2002, 09:30   #5
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Old 21st December 2002, 09:32   #6
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Old 21st December 2002, 09:34   #7
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Smelly gunk to put in the bath. The more expensive the better (She'll know how much it costs by some strange female instinct).

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Old 21st December 2002, 09:36   #8
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I'd do that Dylman but I always do that and even though she has way too many baths, she never uses the stuff

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How about... a book?
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Old 21st December 2002, 09:45   #10
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She's read most books in the world, if I got her one she'll have it already.

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Old 21st December 2002, 09:47   #11
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Old 21st December 2002, 09:49   #12
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Old 21st December 2002, 10:25   #13
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There's no such thing as too much perfume, Phily.

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Old 21st December 2002, 10:48   #14
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Buy her a Harrier. Mothers are always impressed when their sons buy them their very own fighter jet.

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Old 21st December 2002, 11:50   #15
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There's no such thing as too much perfume, Phily.
Yep.......Something good.........Le De Givenchy yes you can get
that one in "special" stores........It's excellent!
Accessaries, Chenille great scraves and gloves! bathrobe.......purrrrrrfect<edit any makeup from Chanel>
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Old 21st December 2002, 12:03   #16
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http://www.craftsforbusiness.com/scarves.html There ya' go!
Women can never have too many good accessaries!


<edit alot of women don't use "bath salts etc." because they can
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Old 21st December 2002, 12:13   #17
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http://www.sephora.com/;jsessionid=L...requestid=5088 MECCA!
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Old 21st December 2002, 12:18   #18
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fuck dude!, buy her a cheesecake my girlfriend says "anyone who says they dont like cheesechake is lying" and its true. Hell chances are youll probally get some too. If that doesnt work just buy her the new Kataklysm cd.... it tore my head off and ripped me a new asshole... anyway tell me how it goes!
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Old 21st December 2002, 12:23   #19
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I am female . I shop with the best of 'em.
If Sephora doesn't have what a women wants...Then, by God,
there's no Santa ! Gift Certs......
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Old 21st December 2002, 12:25   #20
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well it kinda has to be a store in Newcastle and not the US. I might go wander around town now.

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Old 21st December 2002, 12:27   #21
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They should have Chenille Accessaries! Good Luck!

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Old 21st December 2002, 12:29   #22
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Old 21st December 2002, 13:15   #23
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or a painting, really depends on what she does on her free time..
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Old 21st December 2002, 14:02   #24
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Nice. Good Idea! Hobbies!
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Old 21st December 2002, 14:07   #25
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I usually get my mom a nailpolish and a some stuff from the Body Shop.

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That painting looks disgusting when you scroll up the page really fast...

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Old 21st December 2002, 14:18   #26
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I usually get my mom a nailpolish and a some stuff from the Body Shop.

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That painting looks disgusting when you scroll up the page really fast...
i guess its kidna dull but i wouldnt say discusting.. ohwell
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Old 21st December 2002, 14:21   #27
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It's Not Disgusting! lil duet! Art is in the eye of the beholder! And The Hobby Idea is Great!
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Old 21st December 2002, 14:41   #28
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Well I got her one of those swankey glass cubiods that have a lazer carving inside. It's of a 3D cat chasing after a piece of paper of something.

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Glass Object d' Art! ahhhhhhhh!
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Old 21st December 2002, 14:49   #30
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Look at my glass back massager.


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Old 21st December 2002, 14:49   #31
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hehe - now for the next quiz - what should i get my my mum?

i tend to get her board games, and it's not just stuff for her, my brother and i are getting a joint present for her and her bf...

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Old 21st December 2002, 14:51   #32
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Re: Look at my glass back massager.

Quote:
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I think we all know that isn't a 'back massager' 'rm'

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Old 21st December 2002, 14:52   #33
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I know I'd be happy with a helper monkey.

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There was this contrived, conceited pos show on UKTV today titled 'Can you survive without your domestic help?' where rick fucks give their cleaners/maids etc a week off, and try to cover for them while still running multi-billion-pound businesses. The guy I say had a new Rolls and an old XJ6, and they were just the two he chose to 'wash' (spray with a high-powered hose for a bit) on that particular day.

Fuckers.

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OBVIOUS 'HINT': BUY ME A BENTLEY. SEND IT VIA FEDEX.

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I'm so drunk.

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Old 21st December 2002, 15:05   #37
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Jaz is fun to be around. Especially when he's drunk.

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Fuckin 'A'. You'd get on icq if you knew what's good for me.

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Dude, you should see the shit I just posted backstage.

Mike's probably gonna ban me or something.

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