Presents for Mums

fwgx · 21st December 2002, 09:21

I haven't been able to fond anything for my Mum for Christmas. She's asked for a few things but I haven't been able to find any of them. So what shall I get her? We have no room for more flowers in the house, she's got way too much perfume and doesn't need any makeup. So what the hell else can I get her? I'm stuck.

Some1 · 21st December 2002, 09:24

a custom made high-quality dildo?

fwgx · 21st December 2002, 09:26

No. I've got one of those for the other girl in my life alreay.

Some1 · 21st December 2002, 09:30

Did you have it modeled after your own member? That's what I'd do were I to give such a thing to the gf that I don't have...

Seeing as how that idea won't do, how about a male stripper, or a jacuzzi hot-tub type thing?

Bilbo Baggins · 21st December 2002, 09:30

Chocolates?

Some1 · 21st December 2002, 09:32

liposuction?

dylman · 21st December 2002, 09:34

Smelly gunk to put in the bath. The more expensive the better (She'll know how much it costs by some strange female instinct).

Never fails.

fwgx · 21st December 2002, 09:36

I'd do that Dylman but I always do that and even though she has way too many baths, she never uses the stuff

hammerhead · 21st December 2002, 09:43

How about... a book?

fwgx · 21st December 2002, 09:45

She's read most books in the world, if I got her one she'll have it already.

Some1 · 21st December 2002, 09:47

LotR Limeted Edition DVD?

hammerhead · 21st December 2002, 09:49

LotR Limeted Edition DVD AND a ticket to see the new one?

patroclus22 · 21st December 2002, 10:25

There's no such thing as too much perfume, Phily.

hestermofet · 21st December 2002, 10:48

Buy her a Harrier. Mothers are always impressed when their sons buy them their very own fighter jet.

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 11:50

Quote:

Originally posted by patroclus22
There's no such thing as too much perfume, Phily.

Yep.......Something good.........Le De Givenchy yes you can get
that one in "special" stores........It's excellent!
Accessaries, Chenille great scraves and gloves!

bathrobe.......purrrrrrfect

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 12:03

http://www.craftsforbusiness.com/scarves.html There ya' go!
Women can never have too many good accessaries!

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 12:13

http://www.sephora.com/;jsessionid=L...requestid=5088 MECCA!

Pyroskull · 21st December 2002, 12:18

fuck dude!, buy her a cheesecake my girlfriend says "anyone who says they dont like cheesechake is lying" and its true. Hell chances are youll probally get some too. If that doesnt work just buy her the new Kataklysm cd.... it tore my head off and ripped me a new asshole... anyway tell me how it goes!

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 12:23

I am female . I shop with the best of 'em.
If Sephora doesn't have what a women wants...Then, by God,
there's no Santa ! Gift Certs......
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

fwgx · 21st December 2002, 12:25

well it kinda has to be a store in Newcastle and not the US. I might go wander around town now.

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 12:27

They should have Chenille Accessaries! Good Luck!

Some1 · 21st December 2002, 12:29

the tide is high on 14th street
rain comes in, kills the heat

...buy her 14th street.

duet maxwell · 21st December 2002, 13:15

or a painting, really depends on what she does on her free time..

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 14:02

Nice. Good Idea! Hobbies!

eleet-2k2 · 21st December 2002, 14:07

I usually get my mom a nailpolish and a some stuff from the Body Shop.

[edit]
That painting looks disgusting when you scroll up the page really fast...

duet maxwell · 21st December 2002, 14:18

Quote:

Originally posted by 31337-2k2
I usually get my mom a nailpolish and a some stuff from the Body Shop.

[edit]
That painting looks disgusting when you scroll up the page really fast...

i guess its kidna dull but i wouldnt say discusting..

ohwell

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 14:21

It's Not Disgusting! lil duet!

Art is in the eye of the beholder! And The Hobby Idea is Great!

fwgx · 21st December 2002, 14:41

Well I got her one of those swankey glass cubiods that have a lazer carving inside. It's of a 3D cat chasing after a piece of paper of something.

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 14:45

Glass Object d' Art! ahhhhhhhh!
Clap: Clap: Clap:

hestermofet · 21st December 2002, 14:49

zootm · 21st December 2002, 14:49

hehe - now for the next quiz - what should i get my my mum?

i tend to get her board games, and it's not just stuff for her, my brother and i are getting a joint present for her and her bf...

fwgx · 21st December 2002, 14:51

Quote:

Originally posted by hestermofet

I think we all know that isn't a 'back massager' 'rm'

hestermofet · 21st December 2002, 14:52

?

I know I'd be happy with a helper monkey.

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 14:53

nuts!

iomegajaz · 21st December 2002, 14:57

There was this contrived, conceited pos show on UKTV today titled 'Can you survive without your domestic help?' where rick fucks give their cleaners/maids etc a week off, and try to cover for them while still running multi-billion-pound businesses. The guy I say had a new Rolls and an old XJ6, and they were just the two he chose to 'wash' (spray with a high-powered hose for a bit) on that particular day.

Fuckers.

MY POINT: Buy your loved ones luxury cars. I prefer Bentleys. Hint hint.

OBVIOUS 'HINT': BUY ME A BENTLEY. SEND IT VIA FEDEX.

Fuckers.

I'm so drunk.

Peace.

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 15:01

........Right!

hestermofet · 21st December 2002, 15:05

Jaz is fun to be around. Especially when he's drunk.

iomegajaz · 21st December 2002, 15:06

Fuckin 'A'. You'd get on icq if you knew what's good for me.

Widdykats · 21st December 2002, 15:09

..........Merry Christmas, frightening person!

iomegajaz · 21st December 2002, 15:10

Dude, you should see the shit I just posted backstage.

Mike's probably gonna ban me or something.

Did you hear he's god now? That old guy with the big hand in the sky and all just wasn't cutting it anymore.

Vincent is playing St Peter.

21st December 2002, 09:21	#1
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	Presents for Mums I haven't been able to fond anything for my Mum for Christmas. She's asked for a few things but I haven't been able to find any of them. So what shall I get her? We have no room for more flowers in the house, she's got way too much perfume and doesn't need any makeup. So what the hell else can I get her? I'm stuck. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st December 2002, 09:26	#3
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	No. I've got one of those for the other girl in my life alreay. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st December 2002, 09:30	#4
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	Did you have it modeled after your own member? That's what I'd do were I to give such a thing to the gf that I don't have... Seeing as how that idea won't do, how about a male stripper, or a jacuzzi hot-tub type thing? some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

21st December 2002, 09:32	#6
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	liposuction? some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

21st December 2002, 09:34	#7
dylman Forum King Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Hawarden Posts: 2,115	Smelly gunk to put in the bath. The more expensive the better (She'll know how much it costs by some strange female instinct). Never fails. There's no need to tell me when I'm right; I operate on that principle exclusively and with absolute certainty

21st December 2002, 09:24	#2
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	a custom made high-quality dildo?

21st December 2002, 09:30	#5
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Chocolates?

21st December 2002, 09:36	#8
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	I'd do that Dylman but I always do that and even though she has way too many baths, she never uses the stuff "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st December 2002, 09:43	#9
hammerhead The Shark (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,537	How about... a book? .:SharkWork::Deviantart::Breed:.

21st December 2002, 09:45	#10
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	She's read most books in the world, if I got her one she'll have it already. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st December 2002, 09:47	#11
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	LotR Limeted Edition DVD? some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

21st December 2002, 09:49	#12
hammerhead The Shark (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 2,537	LotR Limeted Edition DVD AND a ticket to see the new one? .:SharkWork::Deviantart::Breed:.

21st December 2002, 10:25	#13
patroclus22 Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hammond, IN Posts: 1,130	There's no such thing as too much perfume, Phily. Flypaper for the walking wounded since 1997

21st December 2002, 10:48	#14
hestermofet Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,761	Buy her a Harrier. Mothers are always impressed when their sons buy them their very own fighter jet. For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned.

21st December 2002, 12:03	#16
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	http://www.craftsforbusiness.com/scarves.html There ya' go! Women can never have too many good accessaries! <edit alot of women don't use "bath salts etc." because they can cause an irritation....perfume you can even spray "lightly" on clothes> Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 12:13	#17
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	http://www.sephora.com/;jsessionid=L...requestid=5088 MECCA! Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 12:18	#18
Pyroskull Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 8	fuck dude!, buy her a cheesecake my girlfriend says "anyone who says they dont like cheesechake is lying" and its true. Hell chances are youll probally get some too. If that doesnt work just buy her the new Kataklysm cd.... it tore my head off and ripped me a new asshole... anyway tell me how it goes!

21st December 2002, 12:23	#19
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	I am female . I shop with the best of 'em. If Sephora doesn't have what a women wants...Then, by God, there's no Santa ! Gift Certs...... PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 12:25	#20
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	well it kinda has to be a store in Newcastle and not the US. I might go wander around town now. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st December 2002, 12:27	#21
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	They should have Chenille Accessaries! Good Luck! <edit Sephora ships around the world twenty-four/seven> Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 12:29	#22
Some1 Forum King Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 14th Street Posts: (-1)^ï¿½ Posts: 2,236	the tide is high on 14th street rain comes in, kills the heat ...buy her 14th street. some1 grew up, published a book about being young and stupid, got married, and moved to Australia.

21st December 2002, 13:15	#23
duet maxwell Major Dudette Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boredom Ville Posts: 1,039	or a painting, really depends on what she does on her free time.. <3

21st December 2002, 14:02	#24
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Nice. Good Idea! Hobbies! Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 14:07	#25
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	I usually get my mom a nailpolish and a some stuff from the Body Shop. [edit] That painting looks disgusting when you scroll up the page really fast... "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

21st December 2002, 14:21	#27
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	It's Not Disgusting! lil duet! Art is in the eye of the beholder! And The Hobby Idea is Great! Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 14:41	#28
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	Well I got her one of those swankey glass cubiods that have a lazer carving inside. It's of a 3D cat chasing after a piece of paper of something. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

21st December 2002, 14:45	#29
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Glass Object d' Art! ahhhhhhhh! Clap: Clap: Clap: Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 14:49	#30
hestermofet Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,761	Look at my glass back massager. For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned.

21st December 2002, 14:49	#31
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,375	hehe - now for the next quiz - what should i get my my mum? i tend to get her board games, and it's not just stuff for her, my brother and i are getting a joint present for her and her bf...

21st December 2002, 14:52	#33
hestermofet Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,761	? I know I'd be happy with a helper monkey. For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned.

21st December 2002, 14:53	#34
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	nuts! Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 14:57	#35
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	There was this contrived, conceited pos show on UKTV today titled 'Can you survive without your domestic help?' where rick fucks give their cleaners/maids etc a week off, and try to cover for them while still running multi-billion-pound businesses. The guy I say had a new Rolls and an old XJ6, and they were just the two he chose to 'wash' (spray with a high-powered hose for a bit) on that particular day. Fuckers. MY POINT: Buy your loved ones luxury cars. I prefer Bentleys. Hint hint. OBVIOUS 'HINT': BUY ME A BENTLEY. SEND IT VIA FEDEX. Fuckers. I'm so drunk. Peace. "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.

21st December 2002, 15:01	#36
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	........Right! Ooh, Gabardine

21st December 2002, 15:05	#37
hestermofet Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,761	Jaz is fun to be around. Especially when he's drunk. For the freedom to express myself in my own way without fear of being censored or banned.

21st December 2002, 15:06	#38
iomegajaz Balled and Chained Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 5,310	Fuckin 'A'. You'd get on icq if you knew what's good for me. "My heart hates uggos." –J.D.