Old 19th June 2002, 20:35   #1
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Fast Food Sex Fiends

http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0206/020619nymphs.html

Wow, I'm going to japan with some burgers
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Old 19th June 2002, 20:38   #2
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first had sex in the first year of junior high and I've slept with about 60 guys since.
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Old 19th June 2002, 20:40   #3
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I think I was born on the wrong side of the planet!
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Old 19th June 2002, 20:41   #4
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"Tetsuko, at 17, is even more blasé about bonking."

I might move there just to read the daily papers
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Old 19th June 2002, 20:43   #5
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Of the 300, 125 turned up to his clinic and 81.6 percent proved to be carrying some kind of venereal disease.
still sure you guys want to go there?
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Old 19th June 2002, 20:48   #6
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/me calls in a big mac for his girlfriend... no, make that three.

damn, as i read further, this is some scary shit!

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Old 19th June 2002, 20:50   #7
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The very first line makes me want to put on my "Home of the Whopper" boxers

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A tendency for getting their lips around a Whopper has turned Japanese schoolgirls into Nippon's naughtiest nymphomaniacs
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Old 19th June 2002, 21:04   #8
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The very first line makes me want to put on my "Home of the Whopper" boxers

Hahah! I nearly fell on the floor laughing so hard! TOo bad their disease-ridden.

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Old 19th June 2002, 21:41   #9
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31337-2k2 quote:Hahah! I nearly fell on the floor laughing so hard! TOo bad their disease-ridden.
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The very first line makes me want to put on my "Home of the Whopper" boxers

I Agree , some funny stuff. but i prefer staying here with no sex then be out there with all those std's.

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Old 19th June 2002, 21:50   #10
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All 'tang and plenty of wang! They also have whale burgers
(republican!) in Japan.
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Old 19th June 2002, 22:54   #11
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The very first line makes me want to put on my "Home of the Whopper" boxers

Wheres the beef?
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Old 19th June 2002, 23:18   #12
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man, some of dem girlz got so many crabs they could start a red lobster

missyob made me post this.
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Old 19th June 2002, 23:24   #13
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Yo momma got so many crabs the sea is empty!
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Old 19th June 2002, 23:24   #14
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The very first line makes me want to put on my "Home of the Whopper" boxers
ElChevelle is...the Burger King
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Old 19th June 2002, 23:47   #15
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I also serve up whorendogs

While I don't actually own a pair of said boxers, I've seen them before at a lingerie store. They also had a pair for the....gay....peeps out there.
They read "Home for the Whopper" across the back
/Chev shudders at the thought
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Old 20th June 2002, 00:38   #16
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I also serve up whorendogs

While I don't actually own a pair of said boxers, I've seen them before at a lingerie store. They also had a pair for the....gay....peeps out there.
They read "Home for the Whopper" across the back
/Chev shudders at the thought
I need to find those...

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Old 20th June 2002, 02:11   #17
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well that sorta sucks...

where were all the horny girls when i lived in japan?!

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Old 20th June 2002, 02:29   #18
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well that sorta sucks...

where were all the horny girls when i lived in japan?!
At the free clinic obviously...
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Old 20th June 2002, 03:17   #19
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Yo momma got so many crabs the sea is empty!
LMAO!! Damn, those girls are a little on th extreme. If i was that docter i wouldnt even give them treatment. If they wanna f*ck, and they wont f*ckin listen, then they're f*cked.<--Wow, first time I've censored it...Could this be a kinder, gentler GoldenSphinx86....nah! just felt like using the star key
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Old 20th June 2002, 20:40   #20
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where were all the horny girls when i lived in japan?!
an interesting correlation.

When s1138 lived in Japan --> No horny girls
When s1138 lives in USA --> No horny girls (for him)

Conclusion?

s1138 had better get a blow up doll.
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Old 20th June 2002, 20:42   #21
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Fast food sex fiends... sounds like a good name for a band
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Old 20th June 2002, 22:18   #22
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I Agree , some funny stuff. but i prefer staying here with no sex then be out there with all those std's.
True. Same here, I'd like to like a pain free life in the boxer's region, if you catch my drift.

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Old 21st June 2002, 01:48   #23
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I don't know if I should eat more Double Quarter Pounders... or stop.


"Yeah, I'd like a number 4. Extra mayo. Add bacon. Actually, I'm feeling kinda horny... better make that TWO number 4's. And could you make that 'to go' please?"
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hmm first they blame fast food, and then parents. I think maybe this article is a little bit all over the place
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Old 21st June 2002, 06:34   #25
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"the nation's schoolgirls are full-blown sex addicts. "

i wish the US schools were more like that

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