Old 2nd October 2003, 02:08   #1
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Beatin' the wang

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TySnUgGy: I'm bored
xColdfyreXx: Same here.
xColdfyreXx: http://craig.berthold.swellserver.co...orldrecord.php
TySnUgGy: that is SO wrong
xColdfyreXx: lol
TySnUgGy: in every aspect of everything
xColdfyreXx: It's so right
xColdfyreXx: I could beat it, though.
xColdfyreXx: That pussy.
TySnUgGy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA


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Old 2nd October 2003, 02:11   #2
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Wow, he must be extremely sore.

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Old 2nd October 2003, 02:11   #3
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It isn't real. :\

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Wasn't this discussed somewhere? Already?

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Old 2nd October 2003, 02:14   #5
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Hahaha, it looks funny with my name.

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Wasn't this discussed somewhere? Already?
Infact, yes, it was.

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Oh well. It's funny either way.


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Old 2nd October 2003, 02:16   #8
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I think dlink posted this before in BN but yeah funny story keep up the good work and bring more news.
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Fazer Shatters Masturbation World Record!

October 2, 2003

It's official, Fazer is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Fazer achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Fazer remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Fazer is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Fazer was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Fazer said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

"Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"
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