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Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003
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Coworkers who ignore incoming calls while they make personal phone calls.
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Oregon
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I have a washer and dryer, but I usually use the laundramat. The clothes get clean and I can wash more than 1 shirt in a load. Vacuum cleaners (I did get a good Hoover for $300 ![]() With my dishwasher, if I want things to come out clean, I basically have to wash everything first. If anyone drops even a little garbage in there, it sprays it all over everything for a week and you can't get all the garbage out of the drain. About the only thing you can do is dissolve the guck with a giant expensive overdose of dishwasher soap. I must be $1300 lighter from household cleaning equipment, and it's all crap. And could someone make a refrigerator that doesn't fall apart?. |
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#244 |
Piffle Producer
Join Date: May 2006
Location: the secret files of my pc
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Pissing contests in GD and BN.
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#245 |
Titeleinzigartigkeit
Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005
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Soldat lobby server not working...
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#246 |
Piffle Producer
Join Date: May 2006
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People fowarding rubbish without checking Snopes, Hoaxbusters, Scambusters, etc., first. These people have been on the internet for 10 years and they still do it. The latest one I got was the "history" of the middle finger....
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#247 |
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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I just got the one about the missing 13 year old girl from Philadelphia.
People are so damn gullible. |
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#248 |
Made In The USA
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Why is it that when I park in a parking lot, and I choose a space where there are empty spaces for at least 2-3 spaces to either side of me, that when I come out, someone just has to fucking park right next to me instead of in the other empty spaces around me?
Fuck! It's like sitting in a big room by yourself, and when someone walks in, they can't just sit off by themself at another point in the room, they have to sit right next to you... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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#249 |
DRINK BEER NOW
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Ever had a restroom with 3 urinals and had some stupid fuck takes the center one? That's inconsiderate - he makes the next guy have to stand right next to him by doing that when he could have taken one of the ends so that the next guy could have some personal space. It makes me want to piss on him.
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Made In The USA
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![]() I have to admit to doing that, though, because at JCC, the stand-up stalls are not separated by any walls what-so-ever, and the stalls were installed pretty close to each other...So if you want any sort of privacy while using the stand-up pisser, you have to take the center one... I never use the stand-up pissers anyway, though...That's my last resort if I really have to take a piss but all the shitters have taken up the toilet stalls... ![]() "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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#251 |
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I piss in the sink.
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#252 |
DRINK BEER NOW
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I always thought of the sink as something for people too wide for the regular shitters.
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#253 |
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I am getting sick of obnoxious foreign accents today. Specifically American accents.
I started my new job and sit within earshot of it... |
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#254 |
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I have a solution:
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#255 | |
Forum Domo
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#256 | |
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Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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#259 |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Wisconsin
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ok i read this on here but this is a little different. 2 cars at a 4 way that face each other there both turning and the one facing you has the right of way but there "going straight" so you go to the right and the person in front of you bitch and have the pissed off look cuz you went in front of them, but why? because they didnt have there damn blinker on. also when people turn there blinkers on at the last moment. ALOT of people do this in my town. i hate this but i have a habit of doing this all the time. i feel like such a dick.
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#260 |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlantic Beach
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wondering where the hell this thread was for months and now finally finding it
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#261 |
Major Dude
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Wisconsin
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lol ive been wanting to put something in this thread for awhile and today that really bothered me.
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#262 |
Forum Domo
Join Date: Jan 2004
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So I'm rolling up to this three way stop a (T shaped intersection). I'm on the the non-through road, and a guy in a truck is also approaching from my left. He has his right turn signal on. So, I don't really stop, and roll through and make my right handed turn.
The dude honks and throws his hand up in the air, and I'm like WTF? First off, he's turning right, and doesn't even need to worry about me. Secondly, since we're arriving at virtually the same time, I'm on the right and have to right-of-way anyways. code: ![]() elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme |
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#263 |
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Jell-O pudding cups... the damn peel-off lids NEVER come off in one piece. ARGH!!42%
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#264 |
Made In The USA
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NO, what I fucking hate more about those peel-off lids is that they're usually hard to grip...You have to fucking bite the end you pull on to get it off...
...and that's just another method to rip those tops off into two... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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#265 |
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Location: Milwaukee
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when people drive in the far right parking/bus lane to get around traffic. This happens a lot here in Milwaukee. makes me mad, bunch of cheaters.
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#266 |
Made In The USA
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I sometimes have to do that, because there will be a lot of morons with thumbs stuck up their asses in both the middle and fast lanes pacing each other side-by-side...No one's going any faster or slower, they're both traveling at the same goddamn speed...And it's not like they're driving fast either; They're holding up traffic, doing maybe only 65...
65's fine in the middle lane, because that's how I usually drive, but I have issues with the guy doing it in the left lane...Doing the same speed in the left lane as the middle lane guy and not even bothering to open up and pass people up? Come the fuck on! The left lane is to drive fast, not dwaddle around like a retard; That's what the right lane is for! ![]() [edit]Wait, you're talking about something else, aren't you? Not interstate driving? ...oops... Oh well, my point still stands regardless; Goddamn dumbass highway drivers...Is it legal to mount M60s on the hood of a car? Because I need one on mine... ![]() "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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#267 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
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M60? Pff, how about an AT4
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#268 |
Made In The USA
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Hell, why don't you just suggest I drive a HUMVEE with a TOW missile launcher?
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You mean, a HMMWVE? :P
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#270 |
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http://www.leskol.com/
I just bought a sandwich with this in. It does not taste like cheddar, let alone a mature cheddar... gutting. Wasted my lunch money on crap :/ |
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#271 |
DRINK BEER NOW
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Library DVDs...
They're less smooth than sandpaper - Perhaps I should go back to the video store or netflix... Don't forget to live before you die. ![]() |
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#272 | |
Made In The USA
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![]() Goddammit, the thing I said a few posts up about the left/middle lane pacing? That fucking happened today! I don't know why people do it, but they do it! Some guy in an Infiniti G35 Sedan can't use 260hp/ft-lb torque in his V6 to pass someone up doing 65 in the middle lane...No, instead he does 66 or 67, creeping ever so slowly past in the left lane... ![]() "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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#273 |
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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Because the Denver Nuggets are playing the Lakers in L.A. they don't tip off until 8:30PM mountain time. That's 10:30PM eastern time and totally bullshit.
When a west coast team came to Denver last week, they pulled the same crap, started it late to appease the west coast fans. LAME! Oh yeah, the league also fined Allen Iverson $25,000 for criticizing referee calls. Line the pockets of the league officials, bitches. |
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#274 |
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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stupid people piss me off. like how my mom is sometimes.
-I had to teach her how to use our new dryer. -whenever she says the satellite isn't working, it is usually solved by setting the remote to satellite by pressing "sat" -Everytime she thinks something and she's wrong, I explain to her the facts and she forgets it in a day or two and thinks the wrong thing again. -I have to explain to her that using my tv as a pc monitor isn't going to break the tv. Instead of reading Daniell Steel or whatever, you should read instruction manuals, mom. like how some computer owners are -people call me on the phone and waist my time by asking me something simple like how to install a game. -people also call me and ask me to fix their computer. -sometimes I help my friend fix his pc and then goes to install the same thing that gave him a virus before. -I was waitng in a computer store for someone to service me and the person in front of me told the clerk, "I can't get this game to work. I tried everything. I threw things around the house 'cause it wouldnt work." Turns out he had disabled autorun. -people don't read what software installations say, and click next>>, next>>, next>>, accept... Later they wonder whay they have spyare, and why the computer is slow (I esplecially get pissed off when they do this on mine) If you are going to own a computer, learn how to use it properly. Also an entire family that I know is stupid. -Their son delivers newspapers to my house and usually uses a wagon to carry them. I was walking to my friend's house when a part fell of his wagon. He blamed me, called his dad on a cell phone, and later on his dad had came to my house and explained to my paraents that I had attacked his son and his wagon. Police were at my friend's house, who was walking with me. A majow WTF, once again. Come on people, its about time you stupid people smarten up. The least you could do is reallize you're an idiot and stop waisting people's time. |
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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also, wtf! firefox thinks some words and abbreviation are misspells, when they aren't. (eg: spyware and iirc.) the computer is never at fault for an error; a human is, though. DO NOT PM me for tech support. No matter what you're doing, use the right tool for the job! |
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#276 |
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Cheese Cake
It's not really a cake, more of a pie by definition. And Cream Cheese while technically is cheese, it shouldn't be. | Brought to you by ^V ^C | The one... the original... no seriously! |
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#277 |
DRINK BEER NOW
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Grape Nuts - Not Grapes, Not Nuts. WTF?
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#278 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Where Hell Froze Over
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FUCKKING RESET BUTTONS ASOIUFHBSIUDFOISDJFSLFD"
edit: So yeah, I hit reset form. Anyways I really need to learn how to dance. Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.-*-If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0-*-Guess the band from pics game |
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#279 |
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Having to take a crap midway through my first cup of coffee in the morning.
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#280 |
Titeleinzigartigkeit
Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005
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