A lovely Q and A thread :-)

Markrian · 26th July 2001, 23:07

Basically the rules of this thread are that your post answers the question posed by the person before you, and you then ask a new question yourself... and so it goes on and on

Last time I saw one of these there were over 1000 posts, which was neat - see how far we get...

Q. Why are these forums so slow??

Bilbo Baggins · 26th July 2001, 23:12

A Wolfie D sat on them

Q HOw big are Bilbos manbreasts?

Jstalilwyrd · 26th July 2001, 23:15

A. Big as sin.

Q. Anyone know any Photoshop-related sites?

ampburner · 26th July 2001, 23:21

A: http://www.adobe.com

Q: Is the Chupacabra for real?

Markrian · 26th July 2001, 23:33

A. No, you idiot... j/k

Q. Who suckles on Bilbo's manbreasts?

ampburner · 26th July 2001, 23:38

A: La Chupacabra does!
Q: Anybody know a question for me to ask?

Bilbo Baggins · 26th July 2001, 23:45

A What is the goungest age a girl has to be for s1138 to be interested?

Q Sex. Good or bad?

fish · 26th July 2001, 23:49

A. Good.

Q. Where can I find live Green Day bootlegs?

s1138 · 27th July 2001, 00:20

A: on-line

Q: how young is too young

?

dead-beat · 27th July 2001, 00:45

A. too young???

Q. if you could be a rockstar who would you be ?

Markrian · 27th July 2001, 00:57

A. I'd say 3 years old is pushing it

Q. What does everyone think of 4, in that case?

dead-beat · 27th July 2001, 00:59

A. Craig David so i could do the world a favour and kill myself in a grousome yet humourus way

Q. where can i get floweres delivered in the uk from online ?

ampburner · 27th July 2001, 01:07

OK I'm confused ...the rules say nothing about simultanious posting that screws up the order of the Q's!

I'll start over again.

Q: What do you think about child molesters?

Lucid DM · 27th July 2001, 01:16

A: Past a certain point. It's sick.
Q: Why won't someone post in my thread (Blatant plug

)?

Bizznatch · 27th July 2001, 01:25

A. Cuz your mom dresses you funny.

Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Ice · 27th July 2001, 01:31

A: Cuz 7, 8, 9

Q: Whats the meaning of life?

fish · 27th July 2001, 01:47

A. 42.

Q. Why did AIM just drop my connection?

Bizznatch · 27th July 2001, 02:06

A. Cuz it's run by AOHell.

Q. What is the average running speed of a full-grown Male African Osteridge?

Nofx Guy · 27th July 2001, 02:10

A. fast enough (someone watched dude where's my car)

Q.how much do i make an hour?

bonj · 27th July 2001, 02:42

A: Not enough

Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

s1138 · 27th July 2001, 02:50

A: uhh...... 42

Q: who like lesbians?

Huehuetenango · 27th July 2001, 03:11

A: other lesbians, and a whole hell of a lot of guys

Q: why the fuck do i constantly put my foot in my mouth?

s1138 · 27th July 2001, 03:17

A: cause you like the taste

Q: who wants to see me naked?

John M · 27th July 2001, 03:54

A: Phisherman.

Q: how do lesbians make babies?

Ice · 27th July 2001, 04:06

A: they dont. stupidhead.

Q: Does bilbo remind you of a big horny bird in a tree?

s1138 · 27th July 2001, 04:36

A: you mean big bird?

Q: is ice turning into chev?

Somebody · 27th July 2001, 04:56

A: No.

Q: is s1?

NeoRenegade · 27th July 2001, 06:12

A: Hell no!
Q: When am I ever going to get laid?

OO7TDD · 27th July 2001, 06:19

A: Dont bet on it

Q:Why do i always feel like smashing my guitar?

Anacific · 27th July 2001, 07:31

A: Because you can't play

Q: Why are you reading this thread?

bonj · 27th July 2001, 07:41

A: Because it's the most interesting, broad-ranged topic I've seen here in a long while
Q: How exactly are manbabies born?

mr_sax · 27th July 2001, 07:45

A) through the damn penis that thing can streeeetch!

Q) why don't girls like me?

Anacific · 27th July 2001, 07:52

A: They do. You assume they don't

Q: How can I stop being lazy? *sigh*

mr_sax · 27th July 2001, 08:10

A: By turning off the damn computer

Q: WHY MUST GIRLS BE SO CONFUSING?

Anacific · 27th July 2001, 08:29

A: So that you'll feel privileged when you actually find one who you can understand

Q: Did you ever shop online?

Bizznatch · 27th July 2001, 09:22

A. Yes, I did today in fact.

Q. What is the Quadratic formula?

Bilbo Baggins · 27th July 2001, 09:53

A Beer+Soccer = FUN FUN FUN

Q What is this strange lump on my forhead?

}}Killer Wombat{{ · 27th July 2001, 10:01

A: the remainents of a labotamy

Q:are phycso females really blowing up the phone lines?

Bilbo Baggins · 27th July 2001, 10:04

A No,theys blowing summert else

Q How old is s1138's girlfriend?

zorpidus · 27th July 2001, 10:42

A: Wasn't she 9?

Q: Does this thread blow more or less than the Word Ass. Thread?

27th July 2001, 00:20	#9
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	A: on-line Q: how young is too young?

27th July 2001, 01:16	#14
Lucid DM Eat, skin, sleep. Repeat. (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: all over the place. Posts: 1,490	A: Past a certain point. It's sick. Q: Why won't someone post in my thread (Blatant plug)? Lucid Dream \| Orange

27th July 2001, 01:31	#16
Ice Moderator Alumni Americas Favorite Smut Peddler Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Sun Prarie, WI Posts: 3,303	A: Cuz 7, 8, 9 Q: Whats the meaning of life? I'd like to meet a mad man who makes it all seem sane To work out all these troubles and what there is to gain

27th July 2001, 02:10	#19
Nofx Guy Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under a rock Posts: 998	A. fast enough (someone watched dude where's my car) Q.how much do i make an hour? www.audioflo.ath.cx All music, All the Time

27th July 2001, 02:42	#20
bonj Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: HEH!!!! :D Posts: 920	A: Not enough Q: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? heh?

26th July 2001, 23:07	#1
Markrian Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sometimes I wish I was single - only sometimes though Posts: 162	Basically the rules of this thread are that your post answers the question posed by the person before you, and you then ask a new question yourself... and so it goes on and on Last time I saw one of these there were over 1000 posts, which was neat - see how far we get... Q. Why are these forums so slow??

26th July 2001, 23:12	#2
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	A Wolfie D sat on them Q HOw big are Bilbos manbreasts?

26th July 2001, 23:15	#3
Jstalilwyrd Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 948	A. Big as sin. Q. Anyone know any Photoshop-related sites?

26th July 2001, 23:21	#4
ampburner Forum King Join Date: May 2000 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 2,237	A: http://www.adobe.com Q: Is the Chupacabra for real?

26th July 2001, 23:33	#5
Markrian Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sometimes I wish I was single - only sometimes though Posts: 162	A. No, you idiot... j/k Q. Who suckles on Bilbo's manbreasts?

26th July 2001, 23:38	#6
ampburner Forum King Join Date: May 2000 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 2,237	A: La Chupacabra does! Q: Anybody know a question for me to ask?

26th July 2001, 23:45	#7
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	A What is the goungest age a girl has to be for s1138 to be interested? Q Sex. Good or bad?

26th July 2001, 23:49	#8
fish Pretty Cool Guy Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cle, OH, USA Posts: 4,847	A. Good. Q. Where can I find live Green Day bootlegs?

27th July 2001, 00:45	#10
dead-beat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: UK Posts: 409	A. too young??? Q. if you could be a rockstar who would you be ?

27th July 2001, 00:57	#11
Markrian Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Sometimes I wish I was single - only sometimes though Posts: 162	A. I'd say 3 years old is pushing it Q. What does everyone think of 4, in that case?

27th July 2001, 00:59	#12
dead-beat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: UK Posts: 409	A. Craig David so i could do the world a favour and kill myself in a grousome yet humourus way Q. where can i get floweres delivered in the uk from online ?

27th July 2001, 01:07	#13
ampburner Forum King Join Date: May 2000 Location: the Netherlands Posts: 2,237	OK I'm confused ...the rules say nothing about simultanious posting that screws up the order of the Q's! I'll start over again. Q: What do you think about child molesters?

27th July 2001, 01:25	#15
Bizznatch Forum King Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 4,179	A. Cuz your mom dresses you funny. Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?

27th July 2001, 01:47	#17
fish Pretty Cool Guy Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cle, OH, USA Posts: 4,847	A. 42. Q. Why did AIM just drop my connection?

27th July 2001, 02:06	#18
Bizznatch Forum King Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 4,179	A. Cuz it's run by AOHell. Q. What is the average running speed of a full-grown Male African Osteridge?

27th July 2001, 02:50	#21
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	A: uhh...... 42 Q: who like lesbians?

27th July 2001, 03:11	#22
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	A: other lesbians, and a whole hell of a lot of guys Q: why the fuck do i constantly put my foot in my mouth?

27th July 2001, 03:17	#23
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	A: cause you like the taste Q: who wants to see me naked?

27th July 2001, 03:54	#24
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	A: Phisherman. Q: how do lesbians make babies? missyob made me post this.

27th July 2001, 04:06	#25
Ice Moderator Alumni Americas Favorite Smut Peddler Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Sun Prarie, WI Posts: 3,303	A: they dont. stupidhead. Q: Does bilbo remind you of a big horny bird in a tree?

27th July 2001, 04:36	#26
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,936	A: you mean big bird? Q: is ice turning into chev?

27th July 2001, 04:56	#27
Somebody Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,531	A: No. Q: is s1?

27th July 2001, 06:12	#28
NeoRenegade Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada, eh? Posts: 4,083	A: Hell no! Q: When am I ever going to get laid?

27th July 2001, 06:19	#29
OO7TDD Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Behind A Filter Which Blocks Out The Light Posts: 165	A: Dont bet on it Q:Why do i always feel like smashing my guitar? Nevermind What I Do For I'm An Ignorent Fool.

27th July 2001, 07:31	#30
Anacific Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,744	A: Because you can't play Q: Why are you reading this thread? "He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence." - William Blake WSPA \| WWF \| RSPCA \| AAPA \| Green Peace - Know and help... The Rainforest Site \| The Animal Rescue Site - Click and help...

27th July 2001, 07:41	#31
bonj Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: HEH!!!! :D Posts: 920	A: Because it's the most interesting, broad-ranged topic I've seen here in a long while Q: How exactly are manbabies born? heh?

27th July 2001, 07:45	#32
mr_sax Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: pabuk.com/forums :) Posts: 1,907	A) through the damn penis that thing can streeeetch! Q) why don't girls like me?

27th July 2001, 07:52	#33
Anacific Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,744	A: They do. You assume they don't Q: How can I stop being lazy? sigh "He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence." - William Blake WSPA \| WWF \| RSPCA \| AAPA \| Green Peace - Know and help... The Rainforest Site \| The Animal Rescue Site - Click and help...

27th July 2001, 08:10	#34
mr_sax Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: pabuk.com/forums :) Posts: 1,907	A: By turning off the damn computer Q: WHY MUST GIRLS BE SO CONFUSING?

27th July 2001, 08:29	#35
Anacific Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 1,744	A: So that you'll feel privileged when you actually find one who you can understand Q: Did you ever shop online? "He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence." - William Blake WSPA \| WWF \| RSPCA \| AAPA \| Green Peace - Know and help... The Rainforest Site \| The Animal Rescue Site - Click and help...