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View Poll Results: Not including foreplay, how long should the wild monkey dance last?
I can only last 1 minute. 3 6.38%
At least 31 minutes 27 57.45%
an hour at LEAST 7 14.89%
last? i keep going and going... nothing outlast the energizer! 10 21.28%
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Old 21st August 2003, 18:59   #41
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the sad thing is many people miss out the word love and go straight for the physical side to it...

For the love side.. it can take as long as you both desire becuase love is involved and should be shown and shared with each other
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Old 21st August 2003, 19:11   #42
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Until the girl says "I've had enough of this! Now it's your time!". Well, this is my situation I am dealing with.

How do they call the Big Mac? Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac! LE BIG MAC?!

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Old 21st August 2003, 19:51   #43
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As some were saying . . .

If you've got the foreplay down, it dosen't matter how LONG it lasts - it could be barely a minute until the woman has an orgasm - then you can do what you want. It's no fun for her if you end it early . . .
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Old 22nd August 2003, 03:29   #44
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Re: As some were saying . . .

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If you've got the foreplay down, it dosen't matter how LONG it lasts - it could be barely a minute until the woman has an orgasm - then you can do what you want. It's no fun for her if you end it early . . .

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Old 22nd August 2003, 05:45   #45
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Not including foreplay, how long should the wild monkey dance last?
Until she's had her fill (be it 1, 2, 3 or more) and says it's your turn...good communication is essential in any relationship. Too quick and...well, we all know what happens then, and take too much longer than she really wants you to and it's likely to become a painful experience (for her if not for you both) unless you have copious amounts of lube handy, or enough common sense to stop.

So what's the ideal length of time?

Depends on the mood she's in...

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Old 22nd August 2003, 12:03   #46
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Yeah, foreplay is a big deal, and lots of fun anyhow. If you can get her to get really close to orgasm there, then have sex, it is a very enjoyable experience for all involved. The best sex is always with someone you truly love, not just some hot chick that you picked up, however.
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Old 22nd August 2003, 12:41   #47
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Why do men and women talk about each other as if they're this alien species that need to be conquered? We're not, we're people dammit.
*giggle* AAwwwww!!!!


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"I'm home" works!! But whatever floats your boat!!

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Old 22nd August 2003, 15:55   #48
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should last forever

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Old 22nd August 2003, 17:10   #49
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Nobody NEEDS foreplay, but it is a fun part of the entire experience. If you think it isn't worth the time & effort, the person you're with isn't doing it right. :P
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Old 22nd August 2003, 18:43   #50
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Nobody NEEDS foreplay, but it is a fun part of the entire experience. If you think it isn't worth the time & effort, the person you're with isn't doing it right. :P
I am just gonna say; sometimes a "rip your shirt off, rip my shirt off, throw me down, jump my bones" kinda sex can be , well,in******ting!
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Old 22nd August 2003, 18:46   #51
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Old 22nd August 2003, 18:47   #52
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Old 23rd August 2003, 12:40   #53
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True, but quite often, the longer the journey, the greater the reward...
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Old 24th August 2003, 00:33   #54
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Re: How long should sex last?

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NOt sure if this is a legal thread topic, but i saw thongs and ... well... you can do the addition.
so by sex you mean masturbation? Let me get this straight....you saw thongs.....got horney.......and blew your load before you even unzipped your pants? So now you're trying to fond out if you're a premature ejaculator.....well.....you are! thanks. =)

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Old 24th August 2003, 12:53   #55
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Somehow, i don't think that was his intention.
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Old 24th August 2003, 16:35   #56
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definately not... it was more of a think train. I've passed the masturbation stage.

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Old 25th August 2003, 12:51   #57
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Truth be told, it varies greatly from person to person, so there's no such thing as how long it 'should' last, and keeping track of time during the event is rather difficult, to say the least. Just enjoy it as it happens, and try to make it worthwhile for both people involved.
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Old 25th August 2003, 14:16   #58
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It should last until the woman has an orgsam, or two, or three, or four, or...

(and don't you punks even try to call bullshit on me - I'm counting the coming attractions as well as the feature presentation)
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Old 26th August 2003, 00:47   #59
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Not that anyone cares, but my record is three hours... give or take a couple minutes. And no, I didn't just ejaculate and keep going. It took me three hours to reach orgasm the first time I slept with my last girlfriend. And no, I'm not bullshitting. The last time I slept with her, though, she and I both lasted about a minute before we both finished on each other. Of course, my record for pleasing a woman is seven orgams before she got tired (that was the 35-year-old that I mentioned in that thread in the Bitchlist ).

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Old 26th August 2003, 00:53   #60
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*sigh* why cant men have multiple orgasms?...

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Old 26th August 2003, 01:01   #61
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[nasty details]

Not that anyone cares, but my record is three hours... give or take a couple minutes. And no, I didn't just ejaculate and keep going. It took me three hours to reach orgasm the first time I slept with my last girlfriend. And no, I'm not bullshitting. The last time I slept with her, though, she and I both lasted about a minute before we both finished on each other. Of course, my record for pleasing a woman is seven orgams before she got tired (that was the 35-year-old that I mentioned in that thread in the Bitchlist ).

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musta been one ugly broad for it to take you that long to get her face out of your minds and a hot chick's in it.
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Old 26th August 2003, 01:59   #62
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*sarcasm noted*

Seriously, she's actually really cute... she's just got a big ass. But hey, who said that was a bad thing?
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Old 26th August 2003, 05:09   #63
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Unitl the kitchen timer signals that the pizza is ready. But then I've been married for 7 years.

Gawd... that was awesome. I'm also a believer in the powers of a "quickie". Sex/love doesn't always have to be a sensory marathon
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Old 26th August 2003, 05:14   #64
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*sigh* why cant men have multiple orgasms?...
I can. I'll be writing a book in the next few years. Until then, "Wham, bam, thank you Coman".

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Old 26th August 2003, 10:42   #65
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This one guy. Who was on howard stern so you know its ligit. Is going to have or has already had (i dont know for sure) 21 orgasms in a row.

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Old 26th August 2003, 10:53   #66
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He'll just get some other guy to stimulate his prostate/whatever, Road Trip style.
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Unitl the kitchen timer signals that the pizza is ready. But then I've been married for 7 years.
...and there, children, is the final word.

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Gawd... that was awesome. I'm also a believer in the powers of a "quickie". Sex/love doesn't always have to be a sensory marathon
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Old 26th August 2003, 12:49   #68
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But I LIKE a sensory marathon, it's a great deal of fun for all involved, especially if you know how to interperet each other's reactions to stuff.
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Old 26th August 2003, 12:51   #69
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But I LIKE a sensory marathon, it's a great deal of fun for all involved, especially if you know how to interperet each other's reactions to stuff.
Then you should go have one!!!
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Old 26th August 2003, 12:59   #70
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Only thing is, you need a SECOND person for that, and as it currently stands, I don't.
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Old 26th August 2003, 14:41   #72
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it al varies on the type of relationship you have with the other person, may it be wife, girlfriend, friend, one night stand, laundry mat sex. It has been a very general question, but i belive it should go until both partners are satisfied, i also belive that you should try all of the above mentioned, emotionly and physicaly they are all great. and for the record "men can cum more then once".

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"and for the record "men can cum more then once"."


They certainly do!!!
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Old 26th August 2003, 23:18   #74
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I've always disliked having the word 'come' spelt in that way.. =/

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Old 29th August 2003, 02:08   #75
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I've heard on the Radio that the average is 5 minutes.
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