Old 5th March 2007, 08:16   #1
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It's back to school season!

NO IT IS NOT. IT IS MARCH FUCKING FIFTH.

Every year these annoying ads start earlier and earlier. They are an instant buzzkill to anyone enjoying their summer vacation, constantly reminding them that it shall soon end. Even now that I'm done school I still find them annoying as hell.

These were bad enough a few years ago. During August you couldn't turn on a TV, open a newspaper, or look at a billboard without seeing them. Then it was during July and August. Then they started showing up before school was even out. Now they're being put up IN LATE FUCKING JANUARY and still up today!

Not only is the message itself annoying but these ads always seem to find the most annoying ways of saying it. Singing, dancing, the works. I would so love to rape the eye sockets of the person who made up Staples' a few years back, featuring the song "most wonderful time of the year". My God, fuck you in the ass with a flaming cactus.

That is all.
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Old 5th March 2007, 12:21   #2
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Old 5th March 2007, 13:16   #3
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Re: It's back to school season!

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My God, fuck you in the ass with a flaming cactus.

That is all.
That is awesome

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Old 5th March 2007, 15:09   #4
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I approve of this rant.
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Old 5th March 2007, 15:33   #5
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Re: It's back to school season!

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My God, fuck you in the ass with a flaming cactus.

That is all.
Best, quote, Ever. Exactly what I was thinking about those ads.

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Old 6th March 2007, 22:38   #6
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Re: It's back to school season!

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. My God, fuck you in the ass with a flaming cactus.
I love it and the images that come to mind with it.

We need a utube video...

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Old 6th March 2007, 23:32   #7
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Best thread so far this year.
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Old 6th March 2007, 23:53   #8
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Best thread so far this year.
thisthread is good, but not that good.


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The only remotely good thing about back-to-school season is maybe buying some cool pens or something. Apart from that, I HATE those commercials as well.
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Old 7th March 2007, 02:34   #10
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Old 14th March 2007, 19:50   #11
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Re: It's back to school season!

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My God, fuck you in the ass with a flaming cactus.
This comment earns my seal of approval too.

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