Old 28th June 2003, 06:45   #1
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Pubes suck

Mah BAD (I apologize) for my dead aim post cuz I realize no one porlly cares.


[people who have problems with sexuality, sexual organs or nasty mental images about body hair should leave now]

I FUCKING HATE PUBES!! I hate having to shave my dck every 3 days because they keep growing there. It dont look as bad since im pushin about 8 1/2 in but if i was pushin 5in it would look really bad. Damn it pubic hair pisses me off. If you shave it it feels uncofertable if you wax then OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!! and if you dont do either then it gets in the way. They should have some type of lotion that removes it and stops it from growing again. I could prolly pull somthing off like that but it would probrably have some very unpleasnt side effects. Anyone got a solution???
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Old 28th June 2003, 06:52   #2
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Old 28th June 2003, 11:39   #3
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Old 28th June 2003, 13:55   #4
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use the forum search for a poll about shaving, i know that there were some suggestions thrown into that thread.
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I dont shave mine I cut them. The Pubes But Puberty In General Blows
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What a strange thread, don't you think...


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Now this is something I didn't expect to see here....(no pun intended)

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 28th June 2003, 16:35   #8
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Old 28th June 2003, 16:47   #9
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It depends on the chick....bush, turf or tile, makes little difference to me.

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Old 28th June 2003, 20:31   #10
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In Reply to #1:

You know, you could just stop being so image-concious about a part of you few people will ever see, and a bodily function that a) every single male on the earth has and b) is a sign that your body chemistry is functioning properly. Stop worrying about it and get on with your life. There's more to life than what goes on in your pants.
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maybe there IS more life then what goes on in my pants...but frankly my dear friend...I dont give a fuck about it. The only good things in life are sex, pussy, gettin pussy, money, gettin money and spending money. Oh and smoking weed.
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Old 29th June 2003, 01:04   #12
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If that's all there is, then why are you posting on these forums?
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maybe there IS more life then what goes on in my pants...but frankly my dear friend...I dont give a fuck about it. The only good things in life are sex, pussy, gettin pussy, money, gettin money and spending money. Oh and smoking weed.


i'm soooo impressed... really i am.
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Old 29th June 2003, 01:50   #14
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Re: Pubes suck

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I hate having to shave my dck every 3 days because they keep growing there. It dont look as bad since im pushin about 8 1/2 in but if i was pushin 5in it would look really bad.
Usually this kind of bs comes from someone with great shortcomings.
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Old 29th June 2003, 05:27   #15
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dont mind me i was sleep n bored
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Old 30th June 2003, 03:16   #16
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What? You mean guys are shaving their pubes now? We're not talking about straight guys, are we? Shit, I hope not.
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yes, STRAIGHT MEN do shave... and from the female perspective, it's highly desired
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Old 30th June 2003, 04:27   #18
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Yea, one of them made me do it and since then I havent been able to let them grow back cuz they get all prickly and what not...
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Old 30th June 2003, 12:33   #19
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yes, STRAIGHT MEN do shave... and from the female perspective, it's highly desired
For heaven's sake, why? Isn't it enough that women don't look like women anymore-- but instead like little girls and/or barbie dolls? If you think shaved pubes are sexy, I'll bet you're also into phony silicone tits.

As far as I'm concerned, pubic hair (on a woman) is like a coupon guaranteeing twice the regular amount of head for free.
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Old 30th June 2003, 16:17   #20
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Actually, I think I can answer my own question...

It just hit me. Obviously if a woman is going to shave her own pubes, having unshaved male pubes bumping up against her is bound to be uncomfortable, right? Fashion is some crazy shit.

You kids (I'm 45) just don't know what you're missing. My most recent lover had a beautiful bush. I suspect she used some kind of conditioner on it, because it was the softest hair that I have ever buried my face in. The affair was glorious, but brief-- and the sweet secret softness of that patch of fragrant fur is one of the most powerful living memories that I had the good fortune to take from that time. Nothing will ever wipe the sensation from my mind, not even Alzheimer's.

Also, a pussy that hasn't been shaved smells better. Trust me on this; I've done the field research. I think the hair draws moisture away from the surface of the skin. And of course, moisture is what the bacteria thrive on. That why people who say that shaved pubic hair is more "sanitary" are full of beans and stove top stuffing.

Everybody is different, but to me, the thought of a woman shaving her pubes is kind of dull... it's like vanilla ice cream with vanilla sauce. The thought of a man shaving his pubes, looking like a little boy... that's kind of disturbing.
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Old 30th June 2003, 22:13   #21
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I keep myself nice and clean, but so far, I've never had a reason to shave it. And actually, I've been told by a few women that men with hair are sexier than shaved men. +1 for me. And for me, I prefer a cleanly shaved woman, but it doesn't matter as long as she keeps herself clean.
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Ok, to tell you the truth, I would fuck a woman with a bush or without. But it gets to a point where if it gets to big, its discusting. I prefer a million times a shaved puss I mean if a girl wants you to go down on her then she should fckn shave, I hate hair in my mouth. And thats how I see it with women and most of them agree with me. They dont like hair in their mouth when their giving you head...
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!!skytzo!!, shut the fuck up. You are nt suppriseing anything, and that is all you are looking for here. hock value. "I know, i'll make a thread abour microwaving a gerbil" then when we didn't care much about that "i know, i'll make a thread abot...*gasp*...pubes!" and we still don't give a shit. Your not going to "shock" us into flaming you or anything of the such, most members here are not only above that, but I am sure others have figured out what you are as well. You want to piss some people off? Go to neowin.net. You'd haev a lot of fun there. If you plan on staying here, act like you are older than 10 wouldja?
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Well, to be honest dlinkwit, much as I love pubes, I didn't find skytzo's post as shocking or provocative as your astonishing claim to "like AOL".

Anyway, to each his own, but I can't imagine that a little hair in the mouth is more uncomfortable, inconvenient or annying than all of this shaving and counter-shaving. I'm 45, and I expect that I'm of a different generation than many people here. There's still plenty of good pube-hunting to be found among the ladies my own age.

I guess its mostly a matter of what you're used to, and sex has got be the great retrainer. I mean, if I look at one of those really-built female bodybuilders, I think that she looks kind of like a man, and I could never have sex with a woman who looks like that. But the truth is, she's not a man, and if I was ever to get my cock into her, she'd stop looking like a man really, really fast. One thing you learn as you get older is that it's easier to change your mind than to change someone else's body. This is a good principle to grasp-- cause, as you get older, your choices do become more limited. The majority of women around my age are married.

Personally, I love finding a little short, dark, and curly lodged in my mouth after I've gone to work in the morning. It's like finding a note in your lunchbox that says "I love you".

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What a disgrace this thread has become.
It's an insult to anyone with intelligence.

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Hey, I think this thread is great! This is a subject that everyone has thoughts about, and rarely gets to air... especially between men and women. One of the really really cool things about the internet is that it's a place where men and women can chat about intimate matters freely and safely-- and so there's hope that we can learn from and about each other.
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OKay I admit it!

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It dont look as bad since im pushin about 8 1/2 in but if i was pushin 5in it would look really bad.
Your dick is much much bigger than mine... or you're a much better liar.

I guess it doesn't matter, since either one will get you laid.
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You & !!sKyTz0!! have proven my point.
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Old 1st July 2003, 15:27   #29
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I got a couple things to say....

First of....unlike most men I really dont give a shit how big my dick is...shit for all I care I could have a fuckin clit aslong as i still got laid BY GIRLS then I dont give a fuck...I was just trying to prove a fucking point

Secondly....

Ok, so I want to microwave a rodent, but have I done it NO! Will I do it? Probrably not...I'm just fucking wondering what the fuck would happen if I did...You talk about me being a sick fuck? Do you have any idea how many people masterbate to kiddy porn and beastiality? Never in my life have I ever done that or ever will. Or what about the fucking CATHOLIC PRIESTS?! So before you go calling me a sick fuck for wondering about somthing go to all the other sick fucks. All I did was ask a fucking question. DAMN IT some of you people take things up the anus. It's the internet don't start having tittie attacks over bullshit you're gonna die earlier then you have to.
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Just because other people do worse things doesn't mean you aren't a sick fuck.

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You know, I think it's really noble and enlightend of you not to care about the size of your dick-- but if you really have eight and half inches, that easy for you to say.

My guess is that papadoc must be totin a cashew around.

So what if I like to take things up the anus? That don't mean I'm gay or anything...
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Ok, if this thread doesn't cool down, it's gonna get locked. Consider this your fair warning... all of y'all. I don't want to have to resort to temporary bannings just because of something as controversial as pubic hairs.
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lol, guys get the fuck over.Big fucking deal if you care about pubes, what ever floats your boat
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And if you knew the Pshycology of why people shave there pubis, I think you would let them grow back. enough of a clue in that.

Totally removing Pubic Hair? Don't think it nessesary, but to trim etc is ok I suppose... not really bothered myself either way...



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i am guessing metric, as in cm's and smeggle, _I_ I want to know the psychology, so please, do tell
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maybe there IS more life then what goes on in my pants...but frankly my dear friend...I dont give a fuck about it. The only good things in life are sex, pussy, gettin pussy, money, gettin money and spending money. Oh and smoking weed.
$50 says youve not smoked more than 3 times in your life....

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I don't want to have to resort to temporary bannings just because of something as controversial as pubic hairs.
Since when did carpet become controversial Sarge?

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Well, ok. It's not the carpet that's controversial. It's the fact that this thread was getting overheated because of it.
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And if you knew the Pshycology of why people shave there pubis, I think you would let them grow back. enough of a clue in that.

Totally removing Pubic Hair? Don't think it nessesary, but to trim etc is ok I suppose... not really bothered myself either way...



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Most men who shave their entire crotches do so because their .girlfriends TELL them to do it. Because they (women) shave, they don't want to be bothered with their men having hair "down there" because the ladies don't like it. Men, who will do anything for sex and to keep the peace, reluctantly agree (women also feel that it brings men down a few pegs) -- pubic hair equals POWER.

But, then, men see str8 "studs" in porn shaving off their pubes, so they surmise it must be okay. Gay men were the first to start all the shaving out in California and hetero men seem to always follow what gay men initiate. But things are changing again. Now, it's FASHIONABLE and more masculine to have LOTS of pubic hair, so gay men are growing it back.

Personally, I think men look idiotic with shaved crotches - de-emasculated. They resemble little boys or babies "down there." In gyms, when grown men see a man who has shaved, they immediately assume he's gay.
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a) 4 years. Congratulations.
b) I think you mean "emasculated", not "de-emasculated". Look it up in the dictionary to see what I mean.

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