Old 23rd August 2007, 16:36   #1
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Wife loses plt, sets fire to husbands nads.

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Man's Penis 'Burned Like A Torch'

Updated: 09:10, Thursday August 23, 2007
A man is recovering after his ex-wife set fire to his penis in a fit of frustration.

She lost her temper as he sat watching TV - naked and sipping vodka.

It is not clear if the man will make a full recovery.

A Moscow policewoman said: "It's difficult to predict."

The attack was apparently the climax of three years of enforced co-habitation.

The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat.

This is not uncommon in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the injured man told reporters.

"I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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Old 23rd August 2007, 17:51   #2
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Old 23rd August 2007, 21:39   #3
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sounds pretty reasonable. ya get divorced from some evil lout but are forced to live with him for 3 years....watching him night after night....sipping vodka naked while shouting at the TV (one can only imagine what kind of shows are on Ruusian TV!)....poor personal hygiene aside the girl just snapped. He'll get over it.

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Least he won't have to waste time masturbating anymore.
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Old 25th August 2007, 00:07   #6
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sounds pretty reasonable. ya get divorced from some evil lout but are forced to live with him for 3 years....watching him night after night....sipping vodka naked while shouting at the TV (one can only imagine what kind of shows are on Ruusian TV!)....poor personal hygiene aside the girl just snapped. He'll get over it.
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