Old 27th January 2005, 03:14   #1
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What the FUCK!

I'm sitting here drinking beer, eating left overs, worring about weither or not we (my wife & I) will be able to survive with the baby on the way. I get shit on by my boss. My family doesn't talk to me. I quit smoking for the baby, but I swear to you I'd stab a Hobo in the face for his pack of cheap cigarettes. I'm stressed & looking for a fight! I want top beat some motherfucker so bad he shits himself. I come to the Bitchlist & no one is bitching? I know life isn't that good! So Bitch goddamn you! Lay it on the forum floor & leave it there...I bet you'll feel better. Come on!
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Old 27th January 2005, 06:33   #2
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Man, I'd offer you a cig to calm you down if I hadn't known you were quiting for one of the best reasons

I've got lots to bitch about. But, I've already vented by using humor. So, I'm pretty useless to you right now, unless you want to bitch about my lack of help
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Old 27th January 2005, 06:49   #3
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you shouldn't worry about the future so much. just think about what you have. you have a wife that loves you and a child on the way, you have a family. i'd be a bit nervous if i had a child on the way as well. just relax and enjoy what you have. what you have is something that most guys i know want, including me.

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Old 27th January 2005, 11:53   #4
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I hate it when you have to go poo poo after half a cup of coffee in the morning.
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Old 27th January 2005, 12:58   #5
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Is that as a result of or just a happy coincidence?
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Old 27th January 2005, 13:40   #6
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Is that as a result of or just a happy coincidence?
more like a morning ritual

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Old 27th January 2005, 15:14   #7
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Me, I'm a 6pm person, get home from work, rush to bathroom, shed the daily load, could set your watch by it
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Old 27th January 2005, 17:12   #8
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Jesus loves you whatever you do Obedo, always remember that.
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Old 27th January 2005, 18:19   #9
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Old 27th January 2005, 22:14   #10
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Me, I'm a 6pm person, get home from work, rush to bathroom, shed the daily load, could set your watch by it
I bet you are one of those really smelly cunts as well.
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Old 27th January 2005, 22:42   #11
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Always a 'double flusher' as well...
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Old 28th January 2005, 04:46   #12
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The lot of you have just ruined any and all chances of me entertaining sexual fantasies about you.
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Old 28th January 2005, 05:10   #13
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Always a 'double flusher' as well...
sometimes i'll have a 4 flusher.

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Old 28th January 2005, 05:23   #14
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I hate those, especially in toilets with small holes, takes forever to go down, then theres a chance you'll plug it too.

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Old 28th January 2005, 05:26   #15
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i've actually done that a few times. it's usuall really juicy and smells really bad, if i have a 4 flusher going.

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Or if it keeps coming, sometimes you have many courtesy flushes, along with the unending whipe lol!

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When you have to use the routing snake four times before flushing five times you've deinately either been shit on or took enough shit it could blast up out of that toilet when the air pocket bursts.

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Old 28th January 2005, 10:26   #18
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The lot of you have just ruined any and all chances of me entertaining sexual fantasies about you.
Hey, we all do it darlin', even the Queen has to drop the kids off at the pool,it's the one thing in life that makes us all equal
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Old 28th January 2005, 14:55   #19
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"even the Queen has to drop the kids off at the pool" -- that's great! another reason why English English is the best English there is.
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Hey, we all do it darlin', even the Queen has to drop the kids off at the pool,it's the one thing in life that makes us all equal
:lol: I'm reminded of how the rugrat and my eldest nephew both sing while they're taking a dump. Plus, it's pretty damn hilarious to the hubby and me to hear the rugrat grunt her way through a particularly "hard" part.
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THE PHRASE "WHAT THE FUCK!?" CAN'T EXIST WITHOUT A FUCKING QUESTION MARK!
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Old 3rd February 2005, 01:29   #22
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my wife is preggers and we're happy! sorry your life sucks!
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Old 7th February 2005, 02:44   #23
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life sucks but the good news is that in the end you'd die
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Old 7th February 2005, 04:53   #24
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hahaha, toilet humor gets me every time. Thanks for the laugh you guys.
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people really have this fascinating love affair with the macabre
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