Old 23rd July 2003, 19:51   #1
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"Ape" Diet significantly lowers cholesterol

Following a vegetarian diet of soy, peanuts, barley, fruits, and vegetables reduces LDL cholesterol as good or even better as drugs.

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Old 23rd July 2003, 20:52   #2
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wouldn't it be expensive to live on a diet consisting only of apes?
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Old 23rd July 2003, 23:08   #3
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Old 24th July 2003, 00:38   #4
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Vegetarians smell funny. Seriously.
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Old 24th July 2003, 10:10   #5
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Re: "Ape" Diet significantly lowers cholesterol

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[B]Following a vegetarian diet of soy, peanuts, barley, fruits, and vegetables reduces LDL cholesterol as good or even better as drugs.
Yes, and you can live well past 100 by eating nothing but lettice. Given the choice, I'd prefer the heart attack. Even better if I die chewing on a chicken drumstick.

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Old 25th July 2003, 08:39   #7
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wouldn't it be expensive to live on a diet consisting only of apes?
LOL! that's instant derailage, right there. quick and effective.
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