What alien would you have sex with?

Avion · 24th April 2004, 01:59

- what alien would you have sex with? -

- The ever popular Greys

- Queen from the movie aliens

That other alien with the freaky eyes, the new born alien from alien 4

- The ruthless and sadistic Predator

the loveable hairy but I never understand what he says, Chewbacca

That A$$ H*le Jar Jar Binks

The crimnal and Princess Pimp, Jaba

Darth Maul

Alien from independence day

Female Vulcan yummy!

Or those funny aliens from the "Mars Attacks" movie

ShyShy · 24th April 2004, 02:04

Ummm... you forgot the option for "Aussies"

Strange people...

Fickle · 24th April 2004, 02:04

Depends. How many beers and how much coke?

Avion · 24th April 2004, 02:08

Quote:

Originally posted by Fickle
Depends. How many beers and how much coke?

OK.

If you were forced to have sex with an alien, any alien who would it be?

Fickle · 24th April 2004, 02:16

I like human women fine, thanks. They don't have extra parts, but the parts they have, whoo.

MidnightViper88 · 24th April 2004, 02:38

Quote:

Originally posted by ShyShy
Ummm... you forgot the option for "Aussies" Strange people...

Don't forget the Mexicans!

*whistles*

Dark Ninja · 24th April 2004, 04:15

it`s a bit wierd but probably a female borg

squakMix · 24th April 2004, 04:17

... Looks like a baby that has been skull fucked too hard...

GarbagePoe · 24th April 2004, 04:18

If one of those is a newborn, is that considered paedophilia?

Jay · 24th April 2004, 04:25

er.. an illegal one?

fookknot · 24th April 2004, 04:38

Quote:

er.. an illegal one?

I was thinking the same thing.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 24th April 2004, 04:44

There is only one logical choice there.

T'Pol, my friend.

ryan · 24th April 2004, 04:48

Vulcan.

horse-fly · 24th April 2004, 05:55

i would go with that female vulcan, but that is some nasty, NASTY hair... so i go with Chewy

whiteflip · 24th April 2004, 07:12

I forgot to select JarJar so I could reem him up the bung hole for making a sucky movie that much more suckier.

Xerxes · 24th April 2004, 09:26

Where's the borg queen?

Germ · 24th April 2004, 12:06

Nothing wrong with trying something once.
Go for them all.

Except Jabba the Fucking Hut...
That's just goddamn disgusting.

Raz · 24th April 2004, 14:16

Note to anyone: Never buy Germ a pet.

hgnis · 24th April 2004, 18:29

I would be logical in my choice.

Germ · 24th April 2004, 18:41

Nice one Raz

taylormemer · 24th April 2004, 18:57

@Shy, you should turn to your own borders, Sylvester Staloyne (however you spell it) is a good example

.

Why I must pay respect to the vulcans for they are the ones who made first contact, according to StarTrek history

Female vulcan, mmmmmmm.

Bazman63 · 24th April 2004, 20:23

An illegal one coz they're cheaper and don't complain when you ....Oh never mind.

Sandman2012 · 24th April 2004, 22:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
Where's the borg queen?

Got thing for dead flesh with veins, Xerxes?

I voted other...

http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/xev/xevposter.jpg

MStar · 24th April 2004, 23:35

I'd go for other.
The Dahanese Siren from StarTopia.

White Raven · 25th April 2004, 02:24

Jesus. Just look at this. Doesn't this just scream sexy? This definitely gets my juices going.

Oh but this takes the cake. My nipples are currently so hard they could cut diamonds.

DragonSon · 25th April 2004, 02:25

GOLD.

ryan · 25th April 2004, 02:31

!!

corkhead0 · 25th April 2004, 02:33

Missing poll option:

s1138 · 25th April 2004, 06:52

Quote:

Originally posted by corkhead0
Missing poll option:

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^^^^^mmmm yes

or what about orion slave girl?

and i dont see ET on your list

MStar · 25th April 2004, 07:21

I still think the Dahanese Siren is the hottest :P

Easy by nature too.

nybergh · 26th April 2004, 12:47

Alien Queen (*NOT*)

mark · 26th April 2004, 17:47

Vote jarjar, theres a chance it could kill him, as with all interspecies sex!

White Raven · 26th April 2004, 19:12

Quote:

Originally posted by nybergh
Alien Queen (*NOT*)

Wow, the infamous nasally emitted "NOT!"
How... 1993 of you.

Damn eleven year olds...

squakMix · 26th April 2004, 22:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
Vote jarjar, theres a chance it could kill him, as with all interspecies sex!

Wtf? Beastiality doesnt kill...

whiteflip · 26th April 2004, 23:47

I like those aliens who are young but try to act older than they really are and it comes off slightly arogant. Yep those be the aliens for me.

squakMix · 27th April 2004, 00:21

Shouldnt have put an "Other" option on the list...

Sandman2012 · 27th April 2004, 03:29

Quote:

Originally posted by whiteflip
I like those aliens who are young but try to act older than they really are and it comes off slightly arogant. Yep those be the aliens for me.

You mean the Olsen twins?

nybergh · 27th April 2004, 09:03

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
Wow, the infamous nasally emitted "NOT!"
How... 1993 of you.

Damn eleven year olds...

SORRY. It's just that i'm trying to vary the way i write english. As english isn't my first language, these variations might become unnatural, so thanks for the feedback

.

Xerxes · 27th April 2004, 09:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Sandman2012
Got thing for dead flesh with veins, Xerxes?

It's not about the sex its about being the next Locutus

zootm · 27th April 2004, 12:40

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
Oh but this takes the cake. My nipples are currently so hard they could cut diamonds.

funny you should mention that, as i "came across" some stones, shall we say, the other day, and i need to get some work done on them, no questions asked...

View Poll Results: What alien would you have sex with?
Greys	3	10.34%
Queen	3	10.34%
New Born Alien	2	6.90%
Predator	2	6.90%
Chewbacca	3	10.34%
Jar Jar Binks	3	10.34%
Jaba	2	6.90%
Darth maul	3	10.34%
Independence day alien	3	10.34%
Female vulcan	22	75.86%
mars Attacks Alien	4	13.79%
Other...	6	20.69%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

24th April 2004, 01:59	#1
Avion Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 870	if you were forced to have sex with an alien who would it be? - what alien would you have sex with? - - The ever popular Greys - Queen from the movie aliens That other alien with the freaky eyes, the new born alien from alien 4 - The ruthless and sadistic Predator the loveable hairy but I never understand what he says, Chewbacca That A$$ Hle Jar Jar Binks* The crimnal and Princess Pimp, Jaba Darth Maul Alien from independence day Female Vulcan yummy! Or those funny aliens from the "Mars Attacks" movie formely known as knightfairy > Theodis > DJ Theodis

24th April 2004, 02:04	#3
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,502	Depends. How many beers and how much coke? Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

24th April 2004, 02:16	#5
Fickle Butterknife of Justice (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Behind you. Posts: 5,502	I like human women fine, thanks. They don't have extra parts, but the parts they have, whoo. Go read a book without pictures pabook? \| Look, a blog! \| Buy Stuff I Wrote

24th April 2004, 04:15	#7
Dark Ninja Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: UK Posts: 575	it`s a bit wierd but probably a female borg mood ate it: sigre moved

24th April 2004, 02:04	#2
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	Ummm... you forgot the option for "Aussies" Strange people...

24th April 2004, 04:17	#8
squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	... Looks like a baby that has been skull fucked too hard... Check out my music

24th April 2004, 04:18	#9
GarbagePoe Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: \|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| \|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\| Posts: 459	If one of those is a newborn, is that considered paedophilia? i close my eyes to stay blind

24th April 2004, 04:25	#10
Jay Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Next Door Posts: 8,942	er.. an illegal one? -Jay \| Radio Toolbox.com

24th April 2004, 04:44	#12
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	There is only one logical choice there. T'Pol, my friend.

24th April 2004, 04:48	#13
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	Vulcan.

24th April 2004, 05:55	#14
horse-fly Account Closed Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 2,360	i would go with that female vulcan, but that is some nasty, NASTY hair... so i go with Chewy

24th April 2004, 07:12	#15
whiteflip Post Master General (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Seattle, Now Las Vegas Posts: 6,032	I forgot to select JarJar so I could reem him up the bung hole for making a sucky movie that much more suckier. I'm Back?

24th April 2004, 09:26	#16
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	Where's the borg queen?

24th April 2004, 12:06	#17
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	Nothing wrong with trying something once. Go for them all. Except Jabba the Fucking Hut... That's just goddamn disgusting.

24th April 2004, 14:16	#18
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Note to anyone: Never buy Germ a pet.

24th April 2004, 18:29	#19
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,127	I would be logical in my choice. I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

24th April 2004, 18:41	#20
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,149	Nice one Raz

24th April 2004, 18:57	#21
taylormemer made his slipknot mask in woodwork class (Forum King) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 3,447	@Shy, you should turn to your own borders, Sylvester Staloyne (however you spell it) is a good example . Why I must pay respect to the vulcans for they are the ones who made first contact, according to StarTrek history Female vulcan, mmmmmmm. DeviantART\|¤¤\|DS-Lair\|¤¤\|Dissectional\|¤¤\|Pearl Drums\|¤¤\|Viralsound\|¤¤\|PabUK Hey you! Don't tell me there's no hope at all. Together we stand, divided we fall.My PLAYLIST MSN: taylor.jake@hotmail.com

24th April 2004, 20:23	#22
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	An illegal one coz they're cheaper and don't complain when you ....Oh never mind. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

24th April 2004, 23:35	#24
MStar Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hardcore Heaven Posts: 1,491	I'd go for other. The Dahanese Siren from StarTopia.

25th April 2004, 02:24	#25
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	Jesus. Just look at this. Doesn't this just scream sexy? This definitely gets my juices going. Oh but this takes the cake. My nipples are currently so hard they could cut diamonds. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

25th April 2004, 02:25	#26
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,445	GOLD. Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

25th April 2004, 02:31	#27
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,813	!!

25th April 2004, 02:33	#28
corkhead0 Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 548	Missing poll option:

25th April 2004, 07:21	#30
MStar Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hardcore Heaven Posts: 1,491	I still think the Dahanese Siren is the hottest :P Easy by nature too.

26th April 2004, 12:47	#31
nybergh Dialup Junkie (Major Dude) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 1,219	Alien Queen (NOT) See also:Radio Paradise, listener supported aac+ stream\|My home outside IRC\|Last.fm

26th April 2004, 17:47	#32
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	Vote jarjar, theres a chance it could kill him, as with all interspecies sex!

26th April 2004, 23:47	#35
whiteflip Post Master General (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Seattle, Now Las Vegas Posts: 6,032	I like those aliens who are young but try to act older than they really are and it comes off slightly arogant. Yep those be the aliens for me. I'm Back?

27th April 2004, 00:21	#36
squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	Shouldnt have put an "Other" option on the list... Check out my music

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