Old 20th May 2007, 22:58   #1
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"The devil made me do it": Man microwaves baby

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/20/bab....ap/index.html
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GALVESTON, Texas (AP) -- A woman blames the devil, and not her husband, for severely burning their infant daughter in a microwave, a Texas television station reported.

Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.

"Satan saw my husband as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV.

A grand jury indicted Joshua Mauldin last week on child injury charges after hearing evidence that he placed the two-month-old in a motel microwave for 10 to 20 seconds.

The infant, Ana Marie, remains hospitalized. She suffered burns on the left side of her face and to her left hand, police said.

Police said Joshua Mauldin told them he put Ana Marie in the microwave because he was under stress. Eva Maudlin denied it.

"He would never do anything to hurt her. He loves her," she said.

She is hoping to be reunited with her daughter, but Child Protective Services is working to have the parental rights severed.
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Old 20th May 2007, 23:14   #2
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What a dumbass.
Everyone knows babies can give you gas unless you nuke them for at least 10 minutes.
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Old 20th May 2007, 23:17   #3
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That is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard in my life. No doubt He'll prolly plead insanity and get a reduced sentence.. Horrible bastard..I guess they will blame religion for it in the end. Sick..
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Old 21st May 2007, 00:19   #4
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That is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard in my life.
You must be new to the Internet.
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Old 21st May 2007, 00:30   #5
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That is probably the most disgusting thing I've heard in my life. No doubt He'll prolly plead insanity and get a reduced sentence.. Horrible bastard..I guess they will blame religion for it in the end. Sick..
What? Are you a vegan?
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Old 21st May 2007, 00:33   #6
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You must be new to the Internet.
Not at all. It is still disgusting. And you prolly find it "normal". Please explain yer self..
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Old 21st May 2007, 00:35   #7
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Okay I see what is going on here.
I have nothing more to add.
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Old 21st May 2007, 02:40   #8
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I do.

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Old 21st May 2007, 05:12   #9
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"Eva Marie Mauldin said Satan compelled her 19-year-old husband, Joshua Royce Mauldin, to microwave their daughter May 10 because the devil disapproved of Joshua's efforts to become a preacher.

"Satan saw my husband as a threat," Eva Mauldin told Houston television station KHOU-TV."

if there really is a god, which all available evidence show is highly unlikely, he really is seriously mentally ill to allow his supporters to be such fuckwits.

"Which is worse, ignorance or indifference?"

"I don't know, and I don't care."
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"I did it for the lulz" would have been a bit more acceptable
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You must be new to the Internet.
should we introduce him to "b" ?
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Old 21st May 2007, 14:27   #13
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should we introduce him to "b" ?
No. You're breaking rules one and two.
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I was kidding, I know the rules
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Okay I see what is going on here.
I have nothing more to add.
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What in the hell else would make you nuke a baby besides Satan?. Sounds like a perfectly reasonable explanation to me I just hope they don't have more of em at home.
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What in the hell else would make you nuke a baby besides Satan?
Hunger.
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It's the only way to keep the delicious baby flavor in tact.
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Old 26th May 2007, 22:08   #19
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Wrap them in wet paper towels to keep them from getting all dried out on the surface, just like baking a potato.
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