Old 3rd August 2001, 15:40   #1
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So, here's my question...

From who, whom, or what did you learn how humans make babies?

A. Mom
B. Dad
C. Mom & Dad Simultaneuosly
D. Girl/Boy Friend
E. Internet
F. What The Hell!?
G. Other (Please Specify)

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Old 3rd August 2001, 15:43   #2
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G: Other - My teacher. She looooved teaching "it". Ugh
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Old 3rd August 2001, 15:55   #3
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I'm still waiting to find out. Anyone got any good websites where I can find this information?
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Old 3rd August 2001, 16:07   #4
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i dont remember...

ive known it since i was little, years before i ever saw a real computer (not including the macs at school)

probably from my friends, who learned from their older brother or sister.

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half schoolyard/ half parents.

I will always remember in sex-ed in a demonstration where everyone had a cup of some clear chemical; they contaminated 2 cups with some other chemical that represented "aids" - everyone in the class mixed their cups (intercourse) and nearly the whole class was infected. I was chosen to be to demonstrate how to mix the cup witht he teacher; when it was done, the teacher, an ugly lady in her 50's, married, said "Was is at as good for you as it was for me" and i got this terrified look of revulsion... very embarrasing
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Old 3rd August 2001, 16:25   #6
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I'm still waiting to find out. Anyone got any good websites where I can find this information?
Ask Jeeves! I bet he knows!
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hehe we did that in class to xerxes...

i became the pimp of the class

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Old 3rd August 2001, 16:59   #8
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we did somthing simmaliar. but it was only to show the probibility to get std's and other sexual related thiings... i got pregnant.

I'd like to meet a mad man who makes it all seem sane
To work out all these troubles and what there is to gain
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Old 3rd August 2001, 17:33   #9
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Old 3rd August 2001, 18:09   #10
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that's just wrong, chev

i dont' know how i learned about it, all i know is, when they told us in gr 5 in school, i knew the basic idea, just not hte specifics
and we did something like hte cup thing, but w/ pieces of paper, my condom broke (according to the paper, anyway)
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Old 3rd August 2001, 18:26   #11
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i learned in school, my parents tried talkin to me about it and i just said i knew about it from school and they just shut up. we had major hotty teach it to us!!

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Old 3rd August 2001, 19:31   #12
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that's just wrong, chev
Is it a bad thing to have a close relationship with your mother?[*]First pussy you had your head in. Who's was it? [*]First titty you had your lips around. Who's was it?[*]Just think. You've been deeper into your mother's vaginal canal than any man (Where no man has gone before)

About 3 years ago, my son asked if we could have the talk. Out came the literature(Penthouse magazine)

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my condom broke (according to the paper, anyway)
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Old 3rd August 2001, 20:36   #13
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School. And I want to burn the place down now...

Because I've never done anything with a girl before... and why? Because I know too much
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Old 3rd August 2001, 22:59   #14
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I don't really recall ever not knowing about sex, but most of my childhood is a blur. Then again most of this week is a blur. I probably learned about it from friends. I know I didn't ask my parents or teachers, and I knew about sex before sex ed in school. I suppose it might have been divine inspiration, but probably just after-school gossip.
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Old 3rd August 2001, 23:20   #15
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neo...i feel the pain

i knew the basics, but as soon as i found the internet....well lets just say, there is alot of strange shit out there

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Old 3rd August 2001, 23:29   #16
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I have six kids and I still don't know how it happened.

(Actually, I think I read about it or heard about it from a friend).
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Old 3rd August 2001, 23:38   #17
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The first time I had sex I was by myself.
Still trying to figure that out...
Come to think of it......
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Old 3rd August 2001, 23:49   #18
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Dont remember.. i know mom and dad had nothing to do with it... prolly school.

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Old 4th August 2001, 00:27   #19
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My big bro He told me about all the ins and outs, dos and don'ts, ifs, whens, hows and whys, and of course the why nots. That was all in one day, when I was.. ooh... about 8? Good, that, innit?

My school never taught me anything new really about it, and my parents were wise enough to let me find out for myself, instead of putting me through the embarrasssment of them telling me and - eek! - demonstrating for me...

Well there we are.

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First pussy you had your head in. Who's was it?
How many other pussies you had your (main) head in then?! Just the one for me!
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Old 4th August 2001, 01:47   #20
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I'd love to say my girlfriend showed me how to make babies.

But that couldn't be further from the truth. The truth is--well, I'm not sure really. Probably a handful of friends over the years and finally a Health class to wrap it all together.

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Old 4th August 2001, 01:49   #21
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i had the strangest teacher in school...

she told us several things, including more of the "not commonly practiced" sex positions and stuff...

i knew it, but it was funny as hell..

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Old 4th August 2001, 13:43   #22
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The internet, ages ago (like when I was 6). And the internet has broadened my knowledge ever since .
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My highschool classmates were the biggest asshats ever. They laughed at every STD name whenever the teacher mentioned them.

In another 5 years I'll be the only one from the class of 2000 in good health
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neo, i feel your pain..

i too will never get a chance to get an STD

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I don't even remember when or how I learned about it, but I've known for a long time.
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Old 5th August 2001, 02:31   #26
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Old 5th August 2001, 02:58   #27
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hmmm what smilie would i use to comment on that


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Old 5th August 2001, 20:16   #28
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I learnt from the net and my friends, but some stuff on the net was so disgusting that i just stopped looking, that was when i was about 8. I remember seeing people sh*t into other people's mouths, damn that is still sick.

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Old 5th August 2001, 20:47   #29
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

That's the nastiest thing I've heard for a few months...eccept for last night when this one guy told me he knew someone who pierced his testicals.

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too bad RM aint here. he knows a few links with pictures of that

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Old 6th August 2001, 00:20   #31
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hehe ahhh.....the good old days

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sex?????????????????????????
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Old 6th August 2001, 04:30   #34
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friends then mother then internet, and my knowlege grows over time
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Old 6th August 2001, 04:47   #35
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i learned from the net, but its funny that i still know people who think babies come from kisses.

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?grrr¿

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Re: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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That's the nastiest thing I've heard for a few months...eccept for last night when this one guy told me he knew someone who pierced his testicals.
If you look in the world record book, you will see this guy that has 500 piercings in his balls. Shit.

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Old 6th August 2001, 09:22   #38
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So he pleases the women and kills himself? The idiot.

Why do women pierce their *ahem* button? Wouldn't that be like shoving a bolt through you manhood?

But if it turns them on, who am i to complain? :P

I think i learned a bit from school and mates and that and me mum bought me and me sis a couple of books and said "you should read these at some point" which wasn't too bad as reading them too us but still

"We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."
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damn RM really needs to post in here...

Phily, im sure i can go into the archives and dig out a picture of a guy with a pole shoved through his dick....

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If you look in the world record book, you will see this guy that has 500 piercings in his balls. Shit.
Damn, the forums keep raising the bar of nastiness.

Hmmm. Doesn't that hurt?

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