A Question About Sex

Gigabyte · 3rd August 2001, 15:40

So, here's my question...

From who, whom, or what did you learn how humans make babies?

A. Mom
B. Dad
C. Mom & Dad Simultaneuosly
D. Girl/Boy Friend
E. Internet
F. What The Hell!?
G. Other (Please Specify)

fish · 3rd August 2001, 15:43

G: Other - My teacher. She looooved teaching "it". Ugh

Matt · 3rd August 2001, 15:55

I'm still waiting to find out. Anyone got any good websites where I can find this information?

s1138 · 3rd August 2001, 16:07

i dont remember...

ive known it since i was little, years before i ever saw a real computer (not including the macs at school)

probably from my friends, who learned from their older brother or sister.

Xerxes · 3rd August 2001, 16:23

half schoolyard/ half parents.

I will always remember in sex-ed in a demonstration where everyone had a cup of some clear chemical; they contaminated 2 cups with some other chemical that represented "aids" - everyone in the class mixed their cups (intercourse) and nearly the whole class was infected. I was chosen to be to demonstrate how to mix the cup witht he teacher; when it was done, the teacher, an ugly lady in her 50's, married, said "Was is at as good for you as it was for me" and i got this terrified look of revulsion...

very embarrasing

Xerxes · 3rd August 2001, 16:25

Quote:

Originally posted by Matt
I'm still waiting to find out. Anyone got any good websites where I can find this information?

Ask Jeeves! I bet he knows!

s1138 · 3rd August 2001, 16:41

hehe

we did that in class to xerxes...

i became the pimp of the class

Ice · 3rd August 2001, 16:59

we did somthing simmaliar. but it was only to show the probibility to get std's and other sexual related thiings... i got pregnant.

ElChevelle · 3rd August 2001, 17:33

My mom gave me hands on training

Huehuetenango · 3rd August 2001, 18:09

that's just wrong, chev

i dont' know how i learned about it, all i know is, when they told us in gr 5 in school, i knew the basic idea, just not hte specifics
and we did something like hte cup thing, but w/ pieces of paper, my condom broke (according to the paper, anyway)

Nofx Guy · 3rd August 2001, 18:26

i learned in school, my parents tried talkin to me about it and i just said i knew about it from school and they just shut up. we had major hotty teach it to us!!

ElChevelle · 3rd August 2001, 19:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Huehuetenango
that's just wrong, chev

Is it a bad thing to have a close relationship with your mother?[*]First pussy you had your head in. Who's was it? [*]First titty you had your lips around. Who's was it?

[*]Just think. You've been deeper into your mother's vaginal canal than any man (Where no man has gone before)

About 3 years ago, my son asked if we could have the talk. Out came the literature(Penthouse magazine)

Quote:

Originally posted by Huehuetenango
my condom broke (according to the paper, anyway)

Size does matter

NeoRenegade · 3rd August 2001, 20:36

School. And I want to burn the place down now...

Because I've never done anything with a girl before... and why? Because I know too much

Curi0us_George · 3rd August 2001, 22:59

I don't really recall ever not knowing about sex, but most of my childhood is a blur. Then again most of this week is a blur. I probably learned about it from friends. I know I didn't ask my parents or teachers, and I knew about sex before sex ed in school. I suppose it might have been divine inspiration, but probably just after-school gossip.

s1138 · 3rd August 2001, 23:20

neo...i feel the pain

i knew the basics, but as soon as i found the internet....well lets just say, there is alot of strange shit out there

3rd August 2001, 23:29

I have six kids and I still don't know how it happened.

(Actually, I think I read about it or heard about it from a friend).

papadoc · 3rd August 2001, 23:38

The first time I had sex I was by myself.
Still trying to figure that out...
Come to think of it......

SSJ4 Gogitta · 3rd August 2001, 23:49

Dont remember.. i know mom and dad had nothing to do with it... prolly school.

Markrian · 4th August 2001, 00:27

My big bro

He told me about all the ins and outs, dos and don'ts, ifs, whens, hows and whys, and of course the why nots. That was all in one day, when I was.. ooh... about 8? Good, that, innit?

My school never taught me anything new really about it, and my parents were wise enough to let me find out for myself, instead of putting me through the embarrasssment of them telling me and - eek! - demonstrating for me...

Well there we are.

Oh, and

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
First pussy you had your head in. Who's was it?

How many other pussies you had your (main) head in then?! Just the one for me!

Kevin · 4th August 2001, 01:47

I'd love to say my girlfriend showed me how to make babies.

But that couldn't be further from the truth. The truth is--well, I'm not sure really. Probably a handful of friends over the years and finally a Health class to wrap it all together.

s1138 · 4th August 2001, 01:49

i had the strangest teacher in school...

she told us several things, including more of the "not commonly practiced" sex positions and stuff...

i knew it, but it was funny as hell..

Lucid DM · 4th August 2001, 13:43

The internet, ages ago (like when I was 6). And the internet has broadened my knowledge ever since

.

NeoRenegade · 4th August 2001, 18:05

My highschool classmates were the biggest asshats ever. They laughed at every STD name whenever the teacher mentioned them.

In another 5 years I'll be the only one from the class of 2000 in good health

s1138 · 4th August 2001, 19:13

neo, i feel your pain..

i too will never get a chance to get an STD

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 4th August 2001, 20:23

I don't even remember when or how I learned about it, but I've known for a long time.

NeoRenegade · 5th August 2001, 02:31

Sarge... Fookknot by day, pimp by night

s1138 · 5th August 2001, 02:58

hmmm what smilie would i use to comment on that

OutKast · 5th August 2001, 20:16

I learnt from the net and my friends, but some stuff on the net was so disgusting that i just stopped looking, that was when i was about 8. I remember seeing people sh*t into other people's mouths, damn that is still sick.

Gigabyte · 5th August 2001, 20:47

That's the nastiest thing I've heard for a few months...eccept for last night when this one guy told me he knew someone who pierced his testicals.

s1138 · 5th August 2001, 21:47

too bad RM aint here. he knows a few links with pictures of that

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 6th August 2001, 00:20

Those are links I'd like to forget.

s1138 · 6th August 2001, 01:47

hehe

ahhh.....the good old days

Somebody · 6th August 2001, 01:55

sex?????????????????????????

Lain · 6th August 2001, 04:30

friends then mother then internet, and my knowlege grows over time

OO7TDD · 6th August 2001, 04:47

i learned from the net, but its funny that i still know people who think babies come from kisses.

Mr. Bojanglez · 6th August 2001, 07:39

Quote:

Originally posted by captnwizard
The first time I had sex I was by myself.

wtf?

OutKast · 6th August 2001, 08:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Gigabyte
That's the nastiest thing I've heard for a few months...eccept for last night when this one guy told me he knew someone who pierced his testicals.

If you look in the world record book, you will see this guy that has 500 piercings in his balls. Shit.

fwgx · 6th August 2001, 09:22

So he pleases the women and kills himself? The idiot.

Why do women pierce their *ahem* button? Wouldn't that be like shoving a bolt through you manhood?

But if it turns them on, who am i to complain? :P

I think i learned a bit from school and mates and that and me mum bought me and me sis a couple of books and said "you should read these at some point" which wasn't too bad as reading them too us but still

s1138 · 6th August 2001, 13:27

damn RM really needs to post in here...

Phily, im sure i can go into the archives and dig out a picture of a guy with a pole shoved through his dick....

Gigabyte · 6th August 2001, 13:51

Quote:

Originally posted by OutKast
If you look in the world record book, you will see this guy that has 500 piercings in his balls. Shit.

Damn, the forums keep raising the bar of nastiness.

Hmmm. Doesn't that hurt?

3rd August 2001, 15:40	#1
Gigabyte Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 213	So, here's my question... From who, whom, or what did you learn how humans make babies? A. Mom B. Dad C. Mom & Dad Simultaneuosly D. Girl/Boy Friend E. Internet F. What The Hell!? G. Other (Please Specify) Gigabyte is temporarily away. Yall Be Cool Now

3rd August 2001, 16:59	#8
Ice Moderator Alumni Americas Favorite Smut Peddler Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Sun Prarie, WI Posts: 3,303	we did somthing simmaliar. but it was only to show the probibility to get std's and other sexual related thiings... i got pregnant. I'd like to meet a mad man who makes it all seem sane To work out all these troubles and what there is to gain

3rd August 2001, 18:26	#11
Nofx Guy Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under a rock Posts: 998	i learned in school, my parents tried talkin to me about it and i just said i knew about it from school and they just shut up. we had major hotty teach it to us!! www.audioflo.ath.cx All music, All the Time

4th August 2001, 13:43	#22
Lucid DM Eat, skin, sleep. Repeat. (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: all over the place. Posts: 1,490	The internet, ages ago (like when I was 6). And the internet has broadened my knowledge ever since . Lucid Dream \| Orange

5th August 2001, 20:16	#28
OutKast Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: London Posts: 368	I learnt from the net and my friends, but some stuff on the net was so disgusting that i just stopped looking, that was when i was about 8. I remember seeing people sh*t into other people's mouths, damn that is still sick. 1.

3rd August 2001, 15:43	#2
fish Pretty Cool Guy Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cle, OH, USA Posts: 4,847	G: Other - My teacher. She looooved teaching "it". Ugh

3rd August 2001, 15:55	#3
Matt Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: England Posts: 3,396	I'm still waiting to find out. Anyone got any good websites where I can find this information?

3rd August 2001, 16:07	#4
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	i dont remember... ive known it since i was little, years before i ever saw a real computer (not including the macs at school) probably from my friends, who learned from their older brother or sister.

3rd August 2001, 16:23	#5
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,688	half schoolyard/ half parents. I will always remember in sex-ed in a demonstration where everyone had a cup of some clear chemical; they contaminated 2 cups with some other chemical that represented "aids" - everyone in the class mixed their cups (intercourse) and nearly the whole class was infected. I was chosen to be to demonstrate how to mix the cup witht he teacher; when it was done, the teacher, an ugly lady in her 50's, married, said "Was is at as good for you as it was for me" and i got this terrified look of revulsion... very embarrasing

3rd August 2001, 16:41	#7
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	hehe we did that in class to xerxes... i became the pimp of the class

3rd August 2001, 17:33	#9
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,443	My mom gave me hands on training

3rd August 2001, 18:09	#10
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	that's just wrong, chev i dont' know how i learned about it, all i know is, when they told us in gr 5 in school, i knew the basic idea, just not hte specifics and we did something like hte cup thing, but w/ pieces of paper, my condom broke (according to the paper, anyway)

3rd August 2001, 20:36	#13
NeoRenegade Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada, eh? Posts: 4,083	School. And I want to burn the place down now... Because I've never done anything with a girl before... and why? Because I know too much

3rd August 2001, 22:59	#14
Curi0us_George Forum King Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Oxford, MS Posts: -1 Posts: 5,179	I don't really recall ever not knowing about sex, but most of my childhood is a blur. Then again most of this week is a blur. I probably learned about it from friends. I know I didn't ask my parents or teachers, and I knew about sex before sex ed in school. I suppose it might have been divine inspiration, but probably just after-school gossip.

3rd August 2001, 23:20	#15
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	neo...i feel the pain i knew the basics, but as soon as i found the internet....well lets just say, there is alot of strange shit out there

3rd August 2001, 23:29	#16
randman Guest Posts: n/a	I have six kids and I still don't know how it happened. (Actually, I think I read about it or heard about it from a friend).

3rd August 2001, 23:38	#17
papadoc Comfortably Numb (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 4,619	The first time I had sex I was by myself. Still trying to figure that out... Come to think of it......

3rd August 2001, 23:49	#18
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,160	Dont remember.. i know mom and dad had nothing to do with it... prolly school.

4th August 2001, 01:47	#20
Kevin Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Toledo, OH Posts: 582	I'd love to say my girlfriend showed me how to make babies. But that couldn't be further from the truth. The truth is--well, I'm not sure really. Probably a handful of friends over the years and finally a Health class to wrap it all together.

4th August 2001, 01:49	#21
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	i had the strangest teacher in school... she told us several things, including more of the "not commonly practiced" sex positions and stuff... i knew it, but it was funny as hell..

4th August 2001, 18:05	#23
NeoRenegade Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada, eh? Posts: 4,083	My highschool classmates were the biggest asshats ever. They laughed at every STD name whenever the teacher mentioned them. In another 5 years I'll be the only one from the class of 2000 in good health

4th August 2001, 19:13	#24
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	neo, i feel your pain.. i too will never get a chance to get an STD

4th August 2001, 20:23	#25
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,842	I don't even remember when or how I learned about it, but I've known for a long time.

5th August 2001, 02:31	#26
NeoRenegade Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada, eh? Posts: 4,083	Sarge... Fookknot by day, pimp by night

5th August 2001, 02:58	#27
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	hmmm what smilie would i use to comment on that

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Gigabyte Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 213	Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww That's the nastiest thing I've heard for a few months...eccept for last night when this one guy told me he knew someone who pierced his testicals. Gigabyte is temporarily away. Yall Be Cool Now

5th August 2001, 21:47	#30
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	too bad RM aint here. he knows a few links with pictures of that

6th August 2001, 00:20	#31
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,842	Those are links I'd like to forget.

6th August 2001, 01:47	#32
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	hehe ahhh.....the good old days

6th August 2001, 01:55	#33
Somebody Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 1,531	sex?????????????????????????

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Lain Major Dudette Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Saratoga NY Posts: 722	friends then mother then internet, and my knowlege grows over time

6th August 2001, 04:47	#35
OO7TDD Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Behind A Filter Which Blocks Out The Light Posts: 165	i learned from the net, but its funny that i still know people who think babies come from kisses. Nevermind What I Do For I'm An Ignorent Fool.

6th August 2001, 09:22	#38
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	So he pleases the women and kills himself? The idiot. Why do women pierce their ahem button? Wouldn't that be like shoving a bolt through you manhood? But if it turns them on, who am i to complain? :P I think i learned a bit from school and mates and that and me mum bought me and me sis a couple of books and said "you should read these at some point" which wasn't too bad as reading them too us but still "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

6th August 2001, 13:27	#39
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,935	damn RM really needs to post in here... Phily, im sure i can go into the archives and dig out a picture of a guy with a pole shoved through his dick....

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