Old 3rd March 2008, 01:27   #1
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weird doctor visit

Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.
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Old 3rd March 2008, 06:41   #2
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Could be worse. When he starts dropping trousers and wants to *examine* you, then it's time to worry.

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Re: weird doctor visit

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Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.
That was wee bit odd
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Old 4th March 2008, 03:50   #6
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A doc smoking on the job? That's odd. In the three states I've lived in, it's not even legal to smoke indoors at public places.

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Old 4th March 2008, 04:10   #7
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Could be worse. When he starts dropping trousers and wants to *examine* you, then it's time to worry.
...especially if the doctor drops HIS trousers and then wants to *examine* you. If that's the case, then run, run, run away.

I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.
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...especially if the doctor drops HIS trousers and then wants to *examine* you. If that's the case, then run, run, run away.
Less its a hot nurse.

Whats with all the Sexism, there is always a hot nurse or doc there.
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Ah yes, good point. If she drops trou and wants to examine you, BY ALL MEANS LET HER!!!

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Whatboy, have you been self-medicating again?
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Old 6th March 2008, 06:44   #13
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a racism doctor... go figure.
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Old 8th March 2008, 18:38   #14
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Re: weird doctor visit

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Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.
I'm not sure that this is that right forum for your thread.... but, I guess that if the doctor was helpful ,so it's o.k.
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made it to the last guy, tried twice failed both times and quit

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Re: weird doctor visit

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Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.

ENGLISH, quit slaughtering it, please, you made absolutely no sense.

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sorry cannot help you with that

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Old 18th April 2009, 05:27   #24
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shoulda sent it to a legitimate no spam site, that site could end up as spam one day .
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The more threads dragged back from the depths by spam, the more I realise how much more interesting things were around here, from not even that long ago. Did someone fart around here or something?
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