weird doctor visit

whatboy · 3rd March 2008, 01:27

Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor

.Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.

mike-db · 3rd March 2008, 06:41

What?

pixiefied · 3rd March 2008, 17:47

whatboys been tipping teh bottle.

. - .... .- -. .... · 4th March 2008, 02:57

Could be worse. When he starts dropping trousers and wants to *examine* you, then it's time to worry.

OR, you could you know, just change doctors. It's not unheard of.

ShyShy · 4th March 2008, 03:38

Quote:

Originally posted by whatboy
Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.

That was wee bit odd

swingdjted · 4th March 2008, 03:50

A doc smoking on the job? That's odd. In the three states I've lived in, it's not even legal to smoke indoors at public places.

ScorLibran · 4th March 2008, 04:10

Quote:

Originally posted by . - .... .- -. ....
Could be worse. When he starts dropping trousers and wants to *examine* you, then it's time to worry.

...especially if the doctor drops HIS trousers and then wants to *examine* you.

If that's the case, then run, run, run away.

mike-db · 4th March 2008, 04:28

Quote:

Originally posted by ScorLibran
...especially if the doctor drops HIS trousers and then wants to *examine* you. If that's the case, then run, run, run away.

Less its a hot nurse.

Whats with all the Sexism, there is always a hot nurse or doc there.

ScorLibran · 4th March 2008, 04:39

Ah yes, good point. If she drops trou and wants to examine you, BY ALL MEANS LET HER!!!

Razzinno · 4th March 2008, 04:41

Whatboy, have you been self-medicating again?

jheriko · 5th March 2008, 13:35

Doctors are idiots. Use the internet...

Google is your friend!

mike-db · 5th March 2008, 15:05

I might quote you on that.

aFfLiCtEd · 6th March 2008, 06:44

a racism doctor... go figure.

MrMagick · 8th March 2008, 18:38

Quote:

Originally posted by jheriko
Doctors are idiots. Use the internet...

Google is your friend!

Your At-home Surgery kit!

Or, Amateur Surgeon

swingdjted · 8th March 2008, 19:37

^great game

Avion · 12th March 2008, 17:51

rofl
and I'd take a hot fake nurse over a real doctor any day!

swingdjted · 12th March 2008, 22:18

made it to the last guy, tried twice failed both times and quit

what happens if you save the last guy?

diamondblast · 3rd September 2008, 17:04

Quote:

Originally posted by whatboy
Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.

I'm not sure that this is that right forum for your thread.... but, I guess that if the doctor was helpful ,so it's o.k.

MrMagick · 4th September 2008, 01:21

Quote:

Originally posted by swingdjted
made it to the last guy, tried twice failed both times and quit

what happens if you save the last guy?

Never made it that far myself.

Too-DAMN-Much · 5th September 2008, 00:50

Quote:

Originally posted by whatboy
Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website.

I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy.

Stupid insurance website.

ENGLISH, quit slaughtering it, please, you made absolutely no sense.

hotelfinder1 · 17th April 2009, 06:10

sorry cannot help you with that

from Hotel Finder

mike-db · 17th April 2009, 10:18

Quote:

Originally posted by hotelfinder1
sorry cannot help you with that

from Lawl

Fail.

ryan · 18th April 2009, 00:07

Almost epic but not quite.

Paul_Bags · 18th April 2009, 05:27

shoulda sent it to a legitimate no spam site, that site could end up as spam one day

.

tuckerm · 18th April 2009, 06:41

I love how the spam is all we talk about now.

Paul_Bags · 18th April 2009, 07:19

The more threads dragged back from the depths by spam, the more I realise how much more interesting things were around here, from not even that long ago. Did someone fart around here or something?

swingdjted · 18th April 2009, 13:18

damn chili

watadoo · 18th April 2009, 16:47

In the old days we wore onions on our belts, which was the custom at the time.

3rd March 2008, 01:27	#1
whatboy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Miami,Fl Post : 2392 Posts: 470	weird doctor visit Anybody ever had a weird doctor appointment? Mine was kinda weird because I needed to get an appointment quickly so I picked this doctor from the list of my insurance website. I get there and his doing his counsel with me, while his smoking his Cuban cigar. So am thinking gee what if I came for lung problems. Later we get interrupted by this lady who is asking for a prescription over the phone. He is telling her why does she need a prescriptions if he never remember her but then he does remember and some how only remember that she is an old ugly black lady.Now am saying gees great now I got a racism doctor .Then he is making sign to me that this lady is crazy. Stupid insurance website.

3rd March 2008, 06:41	#2
mike-db Pancakes! (Major Dude) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Colour, if you're, you know... Posts: 3,527	What? (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

3rd March 2008, 17:47	#3
pixiefied Mother Trucker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: in the forest Posts: 3,520	whatboys been tipping teh bottle. "Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing.... It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...." - Mr.Jones

4th March 2008, 02:57	#4
. - .... .- -. .... Backpacking Moderator Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: საქართველო (Georgia) Posts: 10,104	Could be worse. When he starts dropping trousers and wants to examine you, then it's time to worry. OR, you could you know, just change doctors. It's not unheard of. Like my photography? Buy some here....

4th March 2008, 03:50	#6
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,074	A doc smoking on the job? That's odd. In the three states I've lived in, it's not even legal to smoke indoors at public places. Don't forget to live before you die.

4th March 2008, 04:39	#9
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,217	Ah yes, good point. If she drops trou and wants to examine you, BY ALL MEANS LET HER!!! I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.

4th March 2008, 04:41	#10
Razzinno Piffle Producer Join Date: May 2006 Location: the secret files of my pc Posts: 2,588	Whatboy, have you been self-medicating again?

5th March 2008, 13:35	#11
jheriko Forum King Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: a twist in the fabric of space Posts: 2,150	Doctors are idiots. Use the internet... Google is your friend! -- Jheriko 'Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers'

5th March 2008, 15:05	#12
mike-db Pancakes! (Major Dude) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Colour, if you're, you know... Posts: 3,527	I might quote you on that. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

6th March 2008, 06:44	#13
aFfLiCtEd Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Over Here Posts: 876	a racism doctor... go figure.

8th March 2008, 19:37	#15
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,074	^great game Don't forget to live before you die.

12th March 2008, 17:51	#16
Avion Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 870	rofl and I'd take a hot fake nurse over a real doctor any day!

12th March 2008, 22:18	#17
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,074	made it to the last guy, tried twice failed both times and quit what happens if you save the last guy? Don't forget to live before you die.

17th April 2009, 06:10	#21
hotelfinder1 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 5	sorry cannot help you with that from Hotel Finder

18th April 2009, 00:07	#23
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Missouri via Tennessee Posts: 8,814	Almost epic but not quite.

18th April 2009, 05:27	#24
Paul_Bags Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 722	shoulda sent it to a legitimate no spam site, that site could end up as spam one day .

18th April 2009, 06:41	#25
tuckerm Forum Emo Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 8,365	I love how the spam is all we talk about now. @tuckerm

18th April 2009, 07:19	#26
Paul_Bags Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 722	The more threads dragged back from the depths by spam, the more I realise how much more interesting things were around here, from not even that long ago. Did someone fart around here or something?

18th April 2009, 13:18	#27
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Northern West Virginia Posts: 10,074	damn chili Don't forget to live before you die.

18th April 2009, 16:47	#28
watadoo JEDI MASTER Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Canyon, CA with a bunch of hippies Posts: 1,336	In the old days we wore onions on our belts, which was the custom at the time. "Which is worse, ignorance or indifference?" "I don't know, and I don't care."

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