Old 3rd December 2002, 19:14   #1
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how is it possible to "suck ass"?

Ok, this is something that has constantly been confusing me for some time. Why do people say that "sucks ass" or that "blows ass"? How is it possible to suck an ass? There is nothing to suck except a shitlog. I understand the reason people use it at certain times, because they say something sucks, and saying it "sucks ass" means they really mean it.

Any ideas on this disturbing subject?

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Old 3rd December 2002, 19:16   #2
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Old 3rd December 2002, 19:18   #3
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the expression "you suck" originally refered to fellatio, as far as i can tell. the purpose of the phrase was to imply that the person was gay, which apparently was a bad thing. the etymology of the expression has been more or less forgotten, though. and suck has been accepted as description of something that... well... sucks. the ass thing probably came about because some clever chap thought up the worst thing he could imagine someone sucking. there you go.
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Old 3rd December 2002, 19:40   #4
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man......the world according to trigear in 12 short weeks. get your scholerships in now. this is a once in a life time event that can not be missed.

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Old 3rd December 2002, 19:48   #5
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Become a chinise Vampire, they suck from your ass.

well according to folklore

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Old 3rd December 2002, 19:49   #6
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...must... resist... urge... to post... the headass picture....

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Old 3rd December 2002, 19:55   #7
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I, on the other hand, have no shame...


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Old 3rd December 2002, 20:36   #8
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Another harmless topic gone disturbed...When will the madness end?!?!

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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