Old 4th June 2003, 15:03   #1
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Old Couple

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> A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds one cold winter evening.
>They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating
>there that night. Some of the customers looked admiringly at them. You could
>tell what The admirers were thinking. "Look, there is a couple who has been
>through a lot together, probably for 60 years or more!" The little old man
>walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation
>and then paid for their meal.
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> The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of
>the tray. There was one hamburger,one order of French fries and one drink.
>The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in
>half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out
>the French fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in
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>to the old couples' table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the
>old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were just fine. They were
>used to sharing everything. Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady
>hadn't eaten a bite.
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>sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him
>buy them something to eat. This time the lady explained that no, they were
>used to sharing everything together. As the little old man finished eating
>and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin the young man could stand it no
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> Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food. After being
>politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.
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> "Ma'am, why aren't you eating. You said that you share everything. What is
>it that you are waiting for?" She answered...
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> "The teeth".

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Old 4th June 2003, 15:22   #2
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thats wrong on so manty levels, lol!
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Old 4th June 2003, 16:54   #3
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That is icky!
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Old 4th June 2003, 19:18   #4
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! That is icky!
precisely. sans the miasma of teenage girlness.

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Old 4th June 2003, 19:28   #5
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Reminds me of that Butterfinger commercial. Funnay!
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Old 4th June 2003, 19:41   #6
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I'll think about that one the next time I eat at McDonald's.
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Old 4th June 2003, 19:45   #7
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I dont know why, but I dont actualy find that funnny. It sounds funny but it just has not stired any emotions in me at all.

strange.

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Old 4th June 2003, 23:02   #8
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Reminds me of that Butterfinger commercial. Funnay!
My thoughts exactly. Really funny.
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Old 4th June 2003, 23:58   #9
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Niiiiiice


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Old 5th June 2003, 03:33   #10
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hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! that's great! extremely gross, but great nonetheless. LOL
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Old 5th June 2003, 04:52   #11
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LMFAO!

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Old 5th June 2003, 05:02   #12
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That is pretty funny. I'll have to tell my dad that one. He'll get a kick out of it.

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Old 5th June 2003, 06:15   #13
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Hilarious!

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Old 5th June 2003, 08:12   #14
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thats wrong on so many levels
dear sweet lord that is wrong >_<

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than history's most obscene marorders" --E. E. Cummings
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