Old 13th November 2003, 21:53   #1
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parking ticket.

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a
break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So I called him a pencil-dicked nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote!!

I didn't give a shit..... My car was parked around the corner.

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Old 13th November 2003, 22:04   #2
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Old 13th November 2003, 22:06   #3
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A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Old 13th November 2003, 22:11   #4
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Re: parking ticket.

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This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets
he wrote!!
OMG I wonder why the cop did that...

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Old 13th November 2003, 22:37   #5
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Re: parking ticket.

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I didn't give a shit..... My car was parked around the corner.
hehe

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.
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Old 13th November 2003, 22:59   #6
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ouch. I must admit that most cops (and most people in general) are offended when people call them stuff like that when they are "doing their job."

How much are all these tickets going to cost?

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Old 13th November 2003, 22:59   #7
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Joke ya'll, it's a joke. It's funny. Dorks.
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Old 13th November 2003, 23:03   #8
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Old 13th November 2003, 23:03   #9
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Ha. Haha. You killed it. You should've let the guy get laughed at for not getting it. Bastard.

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

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Joke ya'll, it's a joke. It's funny. Dorks.
meh... I believed it...

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lol...that's me (not reading directions, missing little things). [whacks head]. Now I feel stupid

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Old 13th November 2003, 23:27   #12
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I'm convinced it was a clever mind trick or use of edit button; but I doubt this is the case as this has happened to me in the past (things appear AFTER when they'd be useful to see). Like in US History class today there was a big THUMP, and the whole wall shook and an area of the wall appeared to bend inward-like a decent distance (over half a foot), but it returned to original shape as quickly as it happened. If I'd blinked, I would've missed it. I know it was not just me because a lot of other people saw it, too.

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... big THUMP, and the whole wall shook and an area of the wall appeared to bend inward-like a decent distance (over half a foot), but it returned to original shape as quickly as it happened. If I'd blinked, I would've missed it. I know it was not just me because a lot of other people saw it, too.

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He pulled the same shit..........in your world, pixie...err "llama meat"
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Re: parking ticket.

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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5
minutes.
When I came out there was a damn cop writing out a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a GUY a break?"
the wonders of copy and paste.

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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In reference to quote by mrharhar to my story of the weird wall bending...(sorry to get off topic *again*)

Today, in US History, the *same thing* happened! I didn't see it but other people did, but the sound today was not nearly as loud as the one yesterday, so it probably wasn't as impressive as the first time.

edit: just wanted to add this comment. When I saw it the first time, it was so odd I thought somehow we must have seen a wrinkle from some other dimension in 3rd dimension (3-D)...

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How many times has this been posted? LOL though.

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