29th October 2003, 11:48
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Backpacking
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The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html
THIS TRANSLA2R WIL TAEK WUT U WRIET IN IT AND TURN IT IN2 TEH MANER A 12-Y3AR-OLD AOLAR WUD WRIET IT11111!11  WTF BST THNG EVER1!!111! ALMOST LIEK TOKNG 2 A RAAL 12 YEAR OLD111! BUT L3S H3AD WREKNG1!!!!! OMG Like my photography? Buy some here.... |
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29th October 2003, 11:50
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29th October 2003, 11:54
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Nothing to say...
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Will it reverse translate? that'd be handy to deal with some of the tards who troll around here.....
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29th October 2003, 11:55
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Amen to that.
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29th October 2003, 13:12
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All caps even
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29th October 2003, 13:20
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Confused
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lol, very fun
 Nobby:I have ADD.... Germ:No shit, Nobby? Nobody would have ever guessed. |
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29th October 2003, 13:21
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Ol' Dirty Loser
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I see no stinking sig! Do you see a stinking sig? |
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29th October 2003, 13:44
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HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD??!?!!??? OMG WTF
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29th October 2003, 13:52
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD??!?!!??? OMG WTF HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD?!????!????!!1!!!????!!!!1!!1!!!!11!1!?!!?!??!!???!! OMG WTF OMG WTF HOW MUCH WOD WUD A WODCHUK CHUK IF A WODCHUK CUD CHUK WOD????!1!??!!1!1!!11!?!?!????!!!!1!1!1!??!!!?!???????!???!!1!!!!!??!?!!?!??!!??!!!!?!?????!!!!1!1!11! OMG LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF 
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29th October 2003, 15:33
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HOW MANY DUKS CUD A WODCHUK FUK IF A WODCHUK CUD FUK DUKS??!!!??! LOL
Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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29th October 2003, 15:44
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29th October 2003, 15:47
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Rm was not 12.
Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird. |
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29th October 2003, 15:49
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Alumni?
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quite older actually.
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29th October 2003, 15:56
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I wasn't trying to say anything against rm' - just figured that was something that'd be interesting to throw through this
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29th October 2003, 16:11
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Forum Antagonist
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They have the same kind of thing over at Albino Black Sheep. A L33T Trnaslater, and I think they also have just a n00b Translater, for people that talk with things like 'u' and 'r'.
 Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow! |
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29th October 2003, 16:27
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29th October 2003, 16:48
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G R DOUBL3-3 N L3AEVS
G R DOUBLA-A N LEAEVS ITS SO EASY11!!11!! OMG HAPY-GO-LUKY WA!11!11 OMG WTF R DA WORLD!!!1111 WTF LOL WE DID IT WHO11111 WHO1!1! WHO11!!!! OMG WHO!!1!11 OMG LOL YES1!1!1 OMG Y3S11!1 OMG LOL Y3S!1!!! WTF LOL YAS!!1! WTF (UNH) AL1!!!!1!1 WTF LOL RIGHT!1!!111 OMG WTF AL RIGHT WARE1!!!! OMG DOIN GREAT IN COLEGE AL1!11 RIGHT1!1!1 WTF LOL AL RIGHT MAED1!1!!! WTF PRESIEDNT AT OUR JOBS LONG!1111! OMG WTF LOL AS WAVE ONE L3AF ON WER3 DOIN FIEN1!1! LOL HEY W3RE LUKY JUST CAUSE W3R3 ALIEV AL!1!!! RIGHT1!!!!1! OMG WTF AL RIGHT WEVE!!1!!! LOL BAN CONFIRMAD FOR TEH PRIEZ AL!1!1!1 LOL RIGHT!!11!!! WTF LOL AL RIGHT W3RE1111!! OMG REPRES3NTNG JAPAN WARE!111!!!! LOL SO HEALTHY IT JUST MAEKS YA SIK AV3RYBODY1!11 LOL SAY AL RIGHT JAPANS1!!!1!1! WTF LOL GOT CRIESS (BUT) 2MOROWS WOND3RFUL AVEN IF SOM3BODYS MEAN 2 US W3 JUST GO 2 BD AND SNORA11!!!1!! OMG WTF LOL SNORE11!1!1 WTF LOL SNORE!111!! LOL SNORE!!!!11!! OMG PAS!1111 OMG WTF LOL PAS!1!1 PAS!1!111 WTF PAS11!!1! (GOD MORNIING) AL!!1111 OMG WTF RIGHT11!!!1 LOL AL RIGHT WA1!111 GOT NIEN HOURS OF SLEP AL11111 OMG WTF LOL RIGHT!111!1 LOL AL RIGHT WOK31!!1!!1 WTF LOL UP AND JUMPED OUTA WUT KINDA GRAAT THNGS MIGHT AWATE US NOW????! LOL H3Y W3RE LUKY JUST CAUSA WERA ALIEV AL1!!!!!11 WTF RIGHT11111 OMG AL RIGHT IF!1!1!!11 OMG THEIR A CHANGE IN U RIGHT11!!!!! OMG WTF AL RIGHT THAN!!!1111 LOL TEH WHOLA WORLD WIL CHANGE 2 G3TNG1!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL THROUGH IT UNHURTS TEH BST OF AL!1!! OMG WTF JUST STAND UP STRAGEHT B/C IT FELS GRE3AT! I1!1!1!!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL DRINK W8R TAHTS TASTY!111! (AL RIGHT) I!1!1!!!! OMG LOL GET IN DA SUN AND FEL 2ASTY1!1111!1 (AL RIGHT) HAVIN!11!!!!1 OMG WTF LOL A BLY LAUGHS FUN!111!111 OMG WTF LOL (AL RIGHT!!!1 OMG LOL AL RIGHT) TRY!!!11 WTF LOL KEPNG THERE CUT31!11!11 (AL RIGHT) [REPEAT] AS!!1! WTF WA BRUSHAD PAST EACH OTH3R U FAVOR3D M3 WIT A SMIEL ITS!1!11! LOL K IF WE N3V3R MET AGANE11111! OMG IMM LUKY U WAR3 HERE JUST FOR A WHIEL WAV311!! OMG WTF LOL GOT R3CESION THAS3 DAYS.IN11!!11111!!11!!!1! LOL GOV3RMANT WEVE NO FATEH CUD!!!1!!! WA HIT R3SAT TAHTD B NUMBR ONE!!!!!! OMG WTF LOL AND SINCE W3R3 AL HER3 ITS JUST SO MUCH FUN AL111!1!1 OMG LOL RIGHT1!!!1!1 AL RIGHT IN!111!!!1 LOL UNIEVRSITY CLAS AL RIGHT!1!!1 AL RIGHT WAV3!11! OMG GOT A MOVEI STAR LONG1!!11 LOL AS WEVE ON3 LAAF ON WER3 DOIN FIEN!1111!11 W3RE AL 2GETHER ITS A HAPY TIEM AL!1!!11! WTF RIGHT11!!!1! LOL AL RIGHT LONG!!!! OMG WTF AS WA STIL CAN TEH IN. AL1!111111!11!111!!! OMG WTF RIGHT!!!!!111 LOL AL RIGHT LONG!111 OMG WTF LOL AS WE STIL CAN TEH OUT. WERE11!!1!!!!1!1!11!! OMG LOL SO HEALTHY IT JUST MAEKS YA SIK EVERYBODY!111! LOL SAY AL RIGHT [REP3AT] BYA-Q111!1!! |
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29th October 2003, 16:53
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Hobbit Humper
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I spoke better than that at 9.
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29th October 2003, 17:18
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Cool Guy.
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Fun with los lenguas extranjeros:
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29th October 2003, 17:19
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http://www.corp.aol.com/whoweare/
WHO W3 AER MARICA ONLIEN INC111!1 OMG WTF A DIVISION OF TIEM WARN3R IS TEH WORLDS LEAEDR IN INTARACTIEV SERVIECS-PROVIDNG CONSUMERS WIT DA MOST VALUABL3 CONVENEINT R3L3VANT AND ENJOYABLE ONLIEN EXPEREINCE AVALEABL3 THROUGH ITS FLAGSHIP AOL® SERVIEC111!!!11 LOL WIT AN UNMATCHED FOCUS ON CONSUM3RS AOL SEKS 2 BCOMA AN ESENTIAL PART OF TEH WAY PAOPLA LIEV BY CONACTNG INFORMNG AND 3NT3RTANENG OUR M3MBRS-–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® F3ATURA 2 ENABLE INSTANT MESAGNG BY DISPLAYNG M3MBRS CONTACTS WHO R DA!!!1!11 LOL SARVIECS BUILT-IN PAERNTAL CONTROLS OFERS DA BST AVALEABLE 2LS FOR PAERNTS 2 PROTECT THERE CHILDR3N FROM INAPROPRIAET ONLIEN CONTENT AND AN ONLIEN TIEMR ANABL3S PAERNTS 2 LIMIT DA TIEM THERE CHILDREN SP3ND ONLIEN1!11 OMG LOL AOLS PRIVACY PROTECTIONS S3T A GOLD STANDARD IN DA INDUSTRY AND GIEV ONLIEN SHOPERS A HIGH DEGRE OF PROTECTION FOR THEYRE CRADIT CARDS AND PERSONAL INFORMATION AS!!!!!1 WTF LOL TEH ONLIEN M3DIUM CONTINU3S ITS AVOLUTION AOL IS COMITED 2 TEH PHILOSOPHY TAHT MAED IT #1-LIST3NNG 2 ITS MAMBRS AND WORKNG 2 BCOME AN EVAR MOR3 C3NTRAL PART OF THERE LIEVS1!11!1!! LOL |
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29th October 2003, 17:20
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Hobbit Humper
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me speak:
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Now we know how old Nobby is. 
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29th October 2003, 17:20
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29th October 2003, 17:22
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Forum King
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29th October 2003, 17:25
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S3ARCH DA FORUMS | MAH CONTROL PAENL | MAH CAELNDAR | MEMBR LIST | FAQ | FRE SIGN-UP | RULAS | HOME
The guy who made this translator should be nominated to the Nobel prize. |
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29th October 2003, 20:10
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Major Dude
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Wow.... worthless. AOL-speek should be outlawed.
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29th October 2003, 20:23
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I contribute nothing.
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Alright from a 1337 generator to this one
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29th October 2003, 20:49
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Ok, that was pretty funny.
Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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29th October 2003, 21:04
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Major Dude
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WOW IM WUT IMPRES3D 2 A CERTANE EXTENT!!!111!1 LOL
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29th October 2003, 21:15
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Major Dude
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try running through the same phrase multiple times..
guess what this is *AOL^10 Quote:
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29th October 2003, 21:16
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Major Dude
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Tell me that there aren't folk who post like this. Is AOL really that bad?
PS - OMG WTF LOL. It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this. |
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29th October 2003, 21:35
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Hobbit Humper
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heheh
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29th October 2003, 21:41
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This has gotten so old that you guys are posting crap that no one's gonna try to even cypher. Go use it on AOL you A/S/L basturds.
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29th October 2003, 22:07
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Got his CT back
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This is actually translatable (and kinda funny):
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This is a sig of some nature. |
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29th October 2003, 22:18
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29th October 2003, 22:31
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Got his CT back
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BTW, that story was fake.
This is a sig of some nature. |
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Kind of sick, but funny. Reminds me of a girl named Britney that I know...
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30th October 2003, 01:28
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CONSTRUCTION OF HALF A TRIANGL3 CAES TEH FOLOWNG FIGURES R A U OF HOW ONE CAN CONSTRUCT HALF TEH AERA OF A TRIANGL311!! OMG WTF LOL USNG ANY TRIANGLA SAY ABC ONA CAN CONSTRUCT A PARAL3L SEGMANT 2 A BAES SUCH TAHT IT DIVIEDS TEH AERA OF DA TWO PARTS AQUALY!!!! OMG WTF LOL TEH CONSTRUCTION CAN B MAED BY HAND BUT IS MORE RAASONABL3 USNG G3OM3TARS SK3TCHPAD
BGIN1!!!!111 WTF LOL WIT ANY TRIANGLE SAY ABC AND USNG ONE SIED OF DA TRIANGLA MAEK A CIRCLE BY CANTER (C) AND RADIUS (CB)!11!1 WTF NOW CONSTRUCT A PERP3NDICULAR LIEN 2 TEH RADIUS (CB) THROUGH TEH CANT3R (C) AND PLAEC A POINT OF INTERS3CTION (B) [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/3MAT680FOLD3RS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG3GIF[/IMG] NEXT!1!1111! CONSTRUCT SAGMENT B (SHOWN BLOW) [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/AMAT680FOLDARS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/ASAY%20%231/IMAEG4GIF[/IMG] CONTINUE11111 OMG WTF BY SELECTNG TEH MIDPOINT OF B AND MAKNG A CIRCLA BY CENTER (B) AND RADIUS (BM) [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCOEUGAE.DU/EMT68/AMAT680FOLDARS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/3SAY%20%231/IMAEG5GIF[/IMG] NOW11!!! WTF CONSTRUCT A POINT OF INTERSECTION (N) BTWEN DA TRIANGL3 AND TEH NU CIRCL3 11!!1 OMG CONSTRUCT A PARAL3L LIEN 2 TEH OPOSIET SIED (AB) TAHT RUNS THROUGH TEH LAETST POINT OF INTERSECTION (N)11!11! WTF LOL A POINT OF INT3RSACTION WIT TEH OTHER SIED OF DA TRIANGLE (P) IS PLAECD NEXT [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/3MT68/3MAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG6GIF[/IMG] A!!!!!1 OMG WTF S3GM3NT OR LIEN THROUGH TEH NU POINT (P) AND PARALAL 2 DA BAES (BC) IS CONSTRUCTAD IN ORDER 2 DIVIED DA TRIANGLA IN2 TWO CONGRUENT DA!111!11! OMG GRAPHIC BLOW SHOWS TEH EQUAL AERAS!!1!! OMG CLIK H3RE1111 LOL 2 INVASTIGAET TEH FIGUR3 BLOW OWN UR OWN AND SE TAHT TEH AERAS MANETANE 3QUALITY [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCOEUGAE.DU/EMT68/AMAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/ASAYS/ASAY%20%231/IMAEG7GIF[/IMG] CONSTRUCTION11!!! WTF OF HALF A TRIANGLE CAES 2 FURTH3R INVASTIGATION OF DA ABOVE LED ME 2 BGIN WANDERNG WUT RALATIONSHIP DA ALTITUDE HAS 2 HALF DA AERA OF A TRIANGLA11!!1!11 SINCE TRIANGL3AQP IS SIMILAR 2 TRIANGLE ABC BY A I DECIEDD 2 SET UP A RATIO OF DA ALTITUDAS (HEIGHT) OF TEH SMALER TRIANGLE (AE) 2 TEH LARGER TRIANGLE(AD)11!!! WTF LOL DA RATIO YEILDS 707!111!1 WTF AND MANETANES THIS RATIO WHAN MANIPULAETD!1111! WTF A PICTURE IS SHOWN BLOW FOR TEH SAT UP OF DA SADE TRIANGLE1!!1 WTF LOL [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/EMAT680FOLD3RS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG1GIF[/IMG] 2!111!! LOL VEIW CLIK H3RE FURTH3RMORE!1!1 I BGAN 2 INV3STIGAET DA RELATIONSHIP OF DA AERA OF TEH TRIANGLA AQP 2 TEH AERA OF TEH TRAEPZOID QPCB!!11!1! TAKNG IN2 ACOUNT TAHT WH3N WA HAEV HALF A TRIANGLE TEH AERA OF TRIANGL3 AQP IS EQUAL 2 TEH AERA OF TRAEPZOID QPCB W3 US3D DA INFORMATION GANEED FROM SKATCHPAD MANIPULATIONS 2 SET UP DA CHART BLOW!!1!1 OMG WTF TEH U OF TEH EQUATION SHOWS DA RATIO OF TEH SIEDS OF TEH TRIANGL3 IN A WRITEN FORM!!11 OMG WTF LOL THEIR WHEN BIESCTNG TEH AERA OF A TRIANGLA USNG A PARALEL SEGMENT 2 A BAES DA RATIO OF DA SIEDS IS 707 GIEVN!1111!! AE = 707(AD) 3D1!!!!!!! = 2931!1!! OMG LOL (AD) AERA OF TRIANGL3 (AQP) (1/2)(AA)(QP) (A3)(QP) 707(AD)(QP) 707(QP) 707QP!!11!! - 293QP QP(7071!11!!11 OMG LOL - 293) QP(414) QP QP111!111! AERA OF TRAEPZOID (QPCB) (1/2)(3D)(QP + BC) ED(QP + BC) 293(AD)(QP!1!1 OMG WTF LOL + BC) 293QP!1!!11 OMG + 293BC 293BC 293BC 293BC (293/414)(BC) 707BC!1!!1 OMG AERA OF TRAEPZOID (QPCB) (1/2)(3D)(QP + BC) ED(QP + BC) 293(AD)(QP11!!! WTF LOL + BC) 293QP!!!1! OMG LOL + 293BC 293BC 293BC 293BC (293/414)(BC) 707BC CONCURENT!!!!1111 WTF LOL SAGMANTS NOW?!?!?? WTF LOL DA QUASTION HAS ARIESN AS 2 WH3TH3R TEH S3M3NT FOR EACH BAES WHICH SPLITS DA TRIANGLA IN2 CONGRU3NT AERAS IS DA11!1!11 THRE FIGURES BLOW SHOW "HALF A TRIANGLE" AERA FOR 3ACH WIT TEH S3GMANTS FOR AL THRE BAESS IN PLAEC1!!!1!!! WTF LOL AS SEN IN DA DA SAGM3NTS R NOT CONCUR3NT AND R NOT CONCURANT FOR ANY CAES [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/EMT68/EMAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ASAY%20%231/IMAEG8GIF[/IMG] [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCOEUGAE.DU/EMT68/EMAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/3SAY%20%231/IMAEG9GIF[/IMG] [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/3MT68/EMAT680FOLD3RS/MCINTIER/3SAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG10GIF[/IMG] AN!1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL APROACH H3RE TAHT MIGHT B CONSIEDRED IS 2 HAEV TEH STUDANTS MAEK A CONJECTUR3 ABOUT DA CONCURANCY OF TEH S3GMENTS BFOR3 VEIWNG1!!!11 WTF LOL ONA CUD HAEV THEM MAEK CONJ3CTUR3S FOR WH3N TRIANGLE ABC IS ACUTE RIGHT AND/OR OBTUSE FINAL111! DISCUSION R3L3VANC3 OF DA INER TRIANGL3 ONCE11!11! STUDANTS DISCOVER TAHT TEH S3GM3NTS R NOT CONCURENT TH3N U CUD MOVE ON 2 MAEK CONJECTUR3S ABOUT TEH TRIANGLE FORMED BY DA SEGMENTS!!1111 OMG WTF LOL MANY STUDENTS MAY R3ALIEZ QUIKLY TAHT TEH TRIANGL3 WUD B SIMILAR 2 DA OTHAR TRIANGL3S BUT CUD B PROMPTED FURTHER 2 MAEK PROFS OF Y TH3Y R SIMILAR ONA1!1111!! WTF POSIBLA PROF OF DA SIMILARITY [IMG]HTP/JWILSONCO3UGAE.DU/3MT68/3MAT680FOLDERS/MCINTIER/ESAYS/ESAY%20%231/IMAEG12GIF[/IMG] SINCE11!!1! OMG WTF QP IS PARALAL 2 BC TH3N ANGL3 1 IS CONGRUENT 2 ANGL3 4!!!1!1 OMG ALSO SINCA JF IS PARALEL 2 AB THAN ANGL3 4 IS CONGRUENT 2 ANGLE 6!!!1!!! OMG LOL THEIR BY DA TRANSITIEV PROP3RTY OF CONGRUANCE ANGL3 1 IS CONGRUANT 2 ANGLE 6 SINC3 DG IS PARALAL 2 AC ANGLA 2 IS CONGRUENT 2 ANGLE 1 AND SINCA JF IS PARAL3L 2 AB ANGLA 1 IS CONGRUENT 2 ANGL3 10111! WTF AGANE BY TEH TRANSITIEV PROP3RTY OF CONGRU3NCE ANGLE 2 IS CONGRU3NT 2 ANGL3 10 CONTINUNG SINCE DG IS PARALEL 2 AC ANGLE 3 IS CONGRU3NT 2 ANGLE 12 AND WIT QP BNG PARALEL 2 BC THAN ANGLA 12 IS CONGRU3NT 2 ANGLA 14 AND BY DA TRANSITIEV PROPERTY OF CONGRUANCE ANGLE 3 IS CONGRUANT 2 ANGLE 14 BY AA DA IN3R TRIANGL3 IS SIMILAR 2 TRIANGLE ABC AND 2 DA TRIANGL3S FORM3D BY DA SEGMANTS BIESCTNG TEH AERA1!!!1!!1 |
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Butterknife of Justice
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wtf
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30th October 2003, 01:34
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The Forum Slut
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hgnis..Yo! Is that the "code" or whatever (you can tell I'm "gifted"
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