31st January 2001, 05:35
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Okay, the idea is to think of a sentence to fit with other sentences and make a story.
One sentence per post, please. Lemme start: Once upon a time ElChevelle... |
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31st January 2001, 07:31
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...was stranded on an island with 2 humans and a llama....
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31st January 2001, 07:40
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It was a fine sunny day on the Island, and the llamas were a bit randy
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31st January 2001, 07:54
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...so he tried to do it with one but couldn't because...
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31st January 2001, 10:37
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the other person was doing them both
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31st January 2001, 13:47
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....so ElChevelle tried to sue the creator of this story for slander but he was stuck on an island and the 2 humans weren't law students, so he ate the llama, screwed the humans and whooped the originator of this tale's tail!
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31st January 2001, 13:48
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NEW STORY!
Once upon a time..... Stalin was imprisoned with a large black male named Bubba Louie for a cellmate who...... |
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31st January 2001, 15:36
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used him as his bitch slave, something which Stalin found very exciting.
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31st January 2001, 15:47
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I love a happy ending!!
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31st January 2001, 16:00
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I really wonder where these forums are going sometimes
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31st January 2001, 20:29
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Stalin had to walk around with Bubba's hand in his pocket...
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31st January 2001, 20:35
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...and Bubba's other hand in his other pocket. This wasn't a problem however, because Stalin never minded a large, hairy guy named Bubba behind him before....
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31st January 2001, 20:41
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This seems to be a mean spirited post from beginning to end.
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31st January 2001, 20:44
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you gotta keep with the story!
...because bubba was really his long lost little brother, who he used to play prison with when he was little...
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31st January 2001, 20:49
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It all started one night when Stalin's parents decided to go out, leaving him and Bubba with the babysitter....
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31st January 2001, 20:56
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who was also a large black male and liked babysitting young boys.
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31st January 2001, 21:01
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Shortly afterwards, the large black male babysitter decided that the boys should get changed for bed...and at the same time, get to know him better..
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31st January 2001, 21:26
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so the boys walked up to there room all excited, not knowing the babysitter was following them closely...
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31st January 2001, 21:35
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"I'm gonna make men outta you boys, he shouted, as he followed them into the room....
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31st January 2001, 21:37
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post deleted...(not part of story, heh)
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31st January 2001, 21:40
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"what you gonna do mister?..."
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31st January 2001, 21:43
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(Edited for content).
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31st January 2001, 21:56
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said Bubba, "don't worry Bubba" yelled Stalin, I've done this before...just lie down on your stomach and.....
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1st February 2001, 01:19
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start doing pushups. This babysitter must think he is a..
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1st February 2001, 01:47
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physical trainer. Anywho after they did their push-ups one of the baby-sitters friends came over. She looked.....
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1st February 2001, 01:49
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. . . kinda like a man . . .
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1st February 2001, 02:23
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...with breasts...
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1st February 2001, 02:29
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Quote:
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1st February 2001, 02:30
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...because she was...
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1st February 2001, 02:39
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...really Mike Tyson in drag.
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1st February 2001, 02:42
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Tyson started dancing with the babysitter, but Stalin had other ideas. He took Bubba, and showed him Tyson's...
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1st February 2001, 02:45
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..."shortcomings", (and prized ear collection) and said....."
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1st February 2001, 03:03
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Made Up Word: Partypooper
...at which point the evil parents came home from a night out on the town and said, "Go to bed children, this story is getting far too raunchy for our likings".
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1st February 2001, 03:09
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Re: Made Up Word: Partypooper
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1st February 2001, 03:10
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"see Bubba, these guys are here to party." Stalin decides to call it a night, when their parents get home, and tells the babysitter....
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1st February 2001, 03:13
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Made Up Word: Wordmakerupper
I like to make up words.™
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1st February 2001, 03:15
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Made Up Word: Partypooperized
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1st February 2001, 03:19
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Made Up Word: Lawyering
Then, out of the blue, Tipper Gore marches in with her legion of lawyers and exclaims...
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1st February 2001, 03:21
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"Can I join in on the fun, yall?"
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1st February 2001, 03:24
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Made Up Word: Tippy
But that's because Tipper was a little tipsy; she really meant, "I should grind your bones and eat your children for saying such crude things!"
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