Old 24th December 2002, 23:45   #1
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Old 25th December 2002, 00:35   #2
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what the????

how the hell did he get pregnant?

how the hell is he gonna have it? his hips arnt wide enough and he has no pussah, he gonna shit it out or something?

why the hell didnt he have an abortion?

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Old 25th December 2002, 01:07   #3
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it is a hoax, i know that some stuff take you to so called cnn.com but those pages are all stored on that website and not cnn so it is a good hoax, it had me going as well tell i talked to a few people

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Old 25th December 2002, 01:50   #4
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That is fully fake.

The Head, Chest, and the Lower half of the body are from three seperate pictures: The shades don't match!

The Time Magazine picture? SO FAKE! The stomach looks pasted on!

For all the photo editing tools out there, this is just somebody still living in the past.
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Old 25th December 2002, 02:25   #5
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What about those videos and stuff on the movie page?
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Old 25th December 2002, 02:42   #6
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Old 25th December 2002, 04:18   #7
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what the hell is peta all about?
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Old 25th December 2002, 04:30   #8
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Old 25th December 2002, 04:34   #9
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Yeah thats right some1

Its like..abstinence..or this may [male pregnancy] happen. Kill a cow.

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Old 25th December 2002, 15:52   #10
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i dotn think a guy coudl cary a baby full term ( if it was posible) because his body is missing hormones a woman has that help in the development of the baby etc blah.. they woudl totaly have to do soem hard wirering in a guy if they tried i belive.
anyways teh idea is cute and yet VERY wrong ...
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Old 25th December 2002, 16:29   #11
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Its faked. And the guy who faked it did NOT fake it well, anyone in these forums coulda' done a better job, for example why is the CNN image hosted on the male pregnancy site?
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Old 25th December 2002, 16:51   #12
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Old 25th December 2002, 18:08   #13
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Lol! Me too hgnis.

If you look at the guy's stomach right above his waist, it seems like it's a fat suit kind of thing with that wierd looking fold of flesh.

Nice hoax.

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Old 25th December 2002, 20:36   #14
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i know a guy who got pregnant by his fridge, he's gonna have a 1/2 fridge 1/2 dumbass 1/2 dale winton



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Old 26th December 2002, 01:37   #15
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was sort of falling for this.
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Old 26th December 2002, 02:30   #16
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am shocked that anyone could fall for this

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Old 26th December 2002, 13:58   #18
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Old 26th December 2002, 14:13   #19
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"I've dreamed about this my entire life. Sign me up! I think I'd be a fantastic father in every way possible. And now I can participate in literally every step of my child's life ... from the embryo on up!"


Man, these people are crazy. Still quite funny though
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Old 26th December 2002, 16:52   #20
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It just has to be fake....come on, even if it WAS possible which man would volunteer to be pregnant? No more alcohol, no smoking, no partying, no fun, just pain and getting cut open at the end???
But then...for some guys the big belly wouldn't be a big change...

Still funny fake though!
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Old 26th December 2002, 17:03   #21
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But lets look at if from the other point of view:

9 months off for the pregnancy, plus an ambigious amount off for maternity leave
Complete fuss being made of you whereever you go.
Guarenteed seat on the bus
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Old 26th December 2002, 17:11   #22
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It just has to be fake....come on, even if it WAS possible which man would volunteer to be pregnant? No more alcohol, no smoking, no partying, no fun, just pain and getting cut open at the end???
But then...for some guys the big belly wouldn't be a big change...

Still funny fake though!
This had be going as well, I did a bit of research into male pregnancy and found an old Schwarzenegger movie.
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Why would it be a Chinese guy anyway? They've got a small enough frame already...

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Old 27th December 2002, 03:08   #24
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Due to heavy volume, the Male Pregnancy message submission page will not be back online until September 15, 2001. Please check back with us then, and we thank you for your patience.

Obviously all the "posts" there are fake

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Old 27th December 2002, 04:13   #25
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i know a guy who got pregnant by his fridge, he's gonna have a 1/2 fridge 1/2 dumbass 1/2 dale winton
duuuuuuuuuuuuuude i know that guy too, that's going to be one messed up kid
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I'd be suprised if men could produce milk but it is physically impossible to have a kid with our *units* in the way.

Besides, there's a picture out there depicting (it's a cartoon btw) a man giving birth to a kid...through his dick!
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Old 1st January 2003, 22:53   #28
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from what a guy pal of mine said.. passing a kidny stone is about as close as a guy can be to giving birth and that hurts more than getting shot

im a femme and im in NO hurry to have babies, OUCH is all i can say.. guys got lucky on that department
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Old 1st January 2003, 22:59   #29
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O_O O.o

THAT IS THE MOST UNNATURAL, DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!
As far as I know, the seahorse is the only species in which the male gives birth to the babies...

And then there's the extremely large point question:
How is he going to give birth? By C-Section or what?

These people are choosing the 'I can reproduce however I want to' thing WAAAY too far...


Guys being pregnant... That's just WRONG.

God, that poor kid... "I don't have a mommy, teacher, I just have a daddy." "Well, you must have a mommy." "My mommy is my daddy."
Really now, that's like putting a gigantic stamp on the kid saying "TEASE ME!"

I'm a girl too... And yeah, I think guys got lucky on the issue that they can't have babies... And the fact that they don't have to have a period every month... *MOVING AWAY FROM THAT SUBJECT*

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yeah looks very fakey to me. Hope the guy has a disclaimer stating that it is somewhere, that he's not living a lie. That'd be just sad.
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i know a guy who got pregnant by his fridge, he's gonna have a 1/2 fridge 1/2 dumbass 1/2 dale winton
Three halves? lol.

I noticed the funny flap of skin on the TIME mag cover, but I kinda fell for it anyways... Then I remembered my Mom has a subscription to TIME and I looked through the mags. No such issue.

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