Old 9th November 2002, 13:45   #1
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Can I Borrow That Sniper Rifle?

Back in the day, I went to see a pair of concerts. First I went to see Skid Row/Guns'N'Roses at the old McNichols Arena. Skid Row was worthy of my hearing, but Axl Rose of Guns was an utter asshole. Some guy in the crowd, during the second song, supposedly flipped off Asl Rose, which threw him into a tantrum, having security throw the guy out. What a show flopper.
The next year, it was Metallica at Mile High Stadium
Guess who the opening act was
Third song: Asl gets pissed at the sound or some stupid shit, throws his mike into the crowd, stomps offstage, gets into his limo and heads for the airport leaving the rest of the band onstage with nothing to do but pull a jam session. Whatta dick!
Later that year, James Hetfield suffered the pyro accident which made him a Michael Jackson clone, I believe in Vancouver. Guns could have gone onstage to keep the crowd entertained but abstained. Riot ensued, several arrests, local businesses attacked, blah, blah blah....like when Detroit wins the Stanley Cup.

Two nights ago......Axl Rose misses concert, fans riot
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"Axl is going to pay," one man could be heard yelling at a television camera as a group of fans in the background were seen ramming a bicycle rack into the arena's doors, breaking the glass.
You're the one who was stupid enough to pay to see the turd jockey

I rarely wish bodily harm on someone, but Axl? I'd pay to see an Orangutan reach up his ass, grab his spleen and pull him inside out.....
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Old 9th November 2002, 13:50   #2
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BTW, I don't buy promoters excuse that Asl's plane had problems.
The rest of the band made it. Too good to travel with your band?
It was the opening night of the tour. You DON'T wait til the last hour to show up! You arrive early! The first and last nights of the tour are supposed to be special
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Old 9th November 2002, 13:51   #3
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Planning on picking off some maples are we??

Well the good ole G&R has never missed a concert on Kazaa...less complications

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Old 9th November 2002, 18:49   #4
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ElChev,

I agree with you on this one completely. He's not only a disappointment to himself, he's disappointing people who save up their hard-earned dough to see him.

Not to mention the fact that the band is supposed to be trying to create a "come-back", hasn't released an album, and was on the first leg of the North American Tour.

What a penis face.

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Old 9th November 2002, 18:54   #5
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What a penis face.
You mean like this poor sap?



(all due respect to Gonzotek )
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Old 9th November 2002, 18:56   #6
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LOL rm'!!!

that's like the 3rd time today you make me laugh..

Are you fond of these kiddie shows?

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Old 9th November 2002, 20:59   #7
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gonzo gives off a whole new meaning to 'Giving some head'

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Old 9th November 2002, 22:12   #8
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Gonzo's nose does not look like a penis. It looks like a bananna. To me at least. But I haven't seen that many penises either...

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Gonzo's nose does not look like a penis. It looks like a bananna. To me at least. But I haven't seen that many penises either...
I once read an article about sex (it was a serious article about technique and the like) in which the chick who wrote it mentioned once having sex with a guy who had a "gonzo-nose dick" and how the shape was perfect for letting the guy hit her G-spot without even trying...apparently curved dicks DO exist, and what's more, the guys who have them have an advantage over straight-dicked guys.
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