Old 3rd November 2003, 22:13   #1
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Weird things you can do with your body

DISCLAIMER: i ask that you do not post anything remotely sexual here, as that is not the point of this thread... failure to do so and i will get the moderators (Via the moderators) to close this thread Forever!!! In the end, i will decide (unless the mods get here first) whether the thread stays alive.

so on a little note, i cann dislocate my left should. You can even put your finger inside the shoulder after the dislocation...

I could also dislocate my thumb after a boring afternoon in the seventh grade when i wondered if how far back i could get that thumb.

So post your crazy bodily functions here...
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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:25   #2
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I can suck my...



...right toe
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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:32   #3
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I can "spread" my little and big toe away from the other toes...

Yay...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:37   #4
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I can:

Make every single joint in my body crack (likepeople crack their knuckles)

Bend my little fingers right the back to my hand, and the rest of the fingers most of the way.
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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:39   #5
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I can not do too much, then again. I dont try much. But how does 360lbs deadlift sound? No? ok I am off...
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yea i can also bend my finger all the way back to the top of my hand. and I can crack my neck really loud.
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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:42   #7
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wiggle my ears
flare my nostrils
raise my right eyebrow (but not my left)
roll my eyeballs so far back you can only see white, with them fully open.

But the show stopper: when I was bored in band, I used to hold my nose and blow air out my ears so that it'd hit the girl sitting next to me and freak her out.

...a blatant person.
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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:45   #8
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LOL oh god damn, you're a freak.

I can't do jack. Me no scary. :sad:

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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:47   #9
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[B]raise my right eyebrow (but not my left)
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funny i can do my left eyebrow and not my right

can also bend my nose to both sides against the cheeks( not so difficult when they removed the bone inside after i broke it twice)

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flare my nostrils
Same here. And I can still place my leg behind my head, but not for very long, age isn't kind to being flexible like that.
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Old 3rd November 2003, 22:57   #11
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All the way behind your head, eh? Limber.
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Old 3rd November 2003, 23:02   #12
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i can blow smoke, without smoking, or without being in cold weather. not alot, just alittle bit. but i can blow smoke out of my mouth

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Old 3rd November 2003, 23:05   #13
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FREAK!!!


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It's not all that hard, really...Blow some breath into your mouth while it's closed, and slowly huff it out...I forgot what goes on, but when you slowly huff it out, you're blowing a small puff of smoke...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Old 3rd November 2003, 23:09   #15
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I can crack (almost every bone joint in my body) 2 parts of each finger, 1 part in each toe, neck, back, hips, knee, elbow, and I t hink that's it.
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you can see the light from a torch shone through part of my left testicle.

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I most certainly can NOT. Not without pictures being posted, at least.

*nudge* *nudge* *wink*



*poke*

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you can see the light from a torch shone through part of my left testicle.
Fact?
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yeah, i have a water-filled cyst attached to it. so although it's solid, the cyst is transparent.

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Leaving certain things to one's imagination is nice, on occasion. Take this occasion, for example. :vomit: =P

And hey, that's not really something weird you can do with/to your body. Cheaterer.

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Jaz has a hollow skull he can play like a recorder when the wind blows through his ears
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If I block off my left nostril, I can get an E sharp.



Why does the word "skull" always make me think of He-Man? For the honour, of GREY SKULL

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wasn't it "by the power of greyskull"? i could be wrong...

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Geeks...

*shelters from the beatings to come*

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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Yeah, "by the power" seems right. =)

/edit: "he-man.org"?! Sweeeeeet.

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Old 4th November 2003, 00:12   #28
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My word exactly.
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Same here. And I can still place my leg behind my head, but not for very long, age isn't kind to being flexible like that.
I also used to be able to do that, with both legs. Still have a picture of that laying around at home...

also could at one point come within 6" of the ground in a straddle split
knee myself in the face with my leg straight. Done that a few times. not fun.
make the inside of my left elbow touch my right shoulder going behind my back
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I can backbend in half with my hands and feet both on the floor. I asl can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

I've been c0rrupted in a world of make.believe.
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I always hear of that "cherry stem-tieing with the tongue" thing, but I can't see how that's possible...

A very close Japanese friend I knew a while ago once said to me "Watashi no koto wo oboeta, onegai shimasu...Yakusoku?"

I forgot his name though...
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I can move my hair back and forth.

Darn, I can't think of anything to put here.
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Old 4th November 2003, 01:18   #33
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Has anyone ever seen that "puppetry of the penis" special on HBO (or the live show?) Its possibly Australia's most important cultural export of this century.

And no, it isn't sexual in the least. Its just as sexy as zootm's glass ball.

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I was talking with friends about PotP just last night. Having worked in a warehouse, with blokes who'd do a little show every now and then after a few beers, that theatrical spectacular doesn't interest me in the least.

Ugh. Memories. =/

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/edit: "he-man.org"?! Sweeeeeet.

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I can dislocate my thumb. Thumb wrestling was always easy.

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I always hear of that "cherry stem-tieing with the tongue" thing, but I can't see how that's possible...
It is possible, practice, lol it makes erm tongues better for other things as well.

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I can crack my 2 big toes constantly...they will keep popping as long as I keep moving them, I can flip my eyelids inside out and they will stay in that position, I can lock my fingers into place and they look like claws off a raptor.

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It is possible, practice, lol it makes erm tongues better for other things as well.
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