15th July 2004, 07:01
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not fucked, not quite.
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Funny things to put on tombstones
"Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up with nowhere to go"
"He lies Jane Smith. She said her feet were killing her, she wasn't lying." I read a lot in a magazine, I can't remember anymore of them. Anybody know more? 
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15th July 2004, 07:07
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Major Dude
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Bensenville, Illinois. (Chicago Suburb.)
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"Here lies Hitler, like a lamb in the arms of god." Saw this somewhere, thought it was funny.
"If everything I didn't give a shit about died, the only thing that would be left would be me, my dick, and maybe some pizza!" -Two (Visit www.ranting-gryphon.com, it rocks.) |
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15th July 2004, 07:10
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Nothing to say...
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: UK
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" I told you I was ill "
Engraved on the great Spike Milligans gravestone 
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15th July 2004, 07:59
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Backpacking
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15th July 2004, 08:48
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Where am I?
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Yorkshire, UK
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Quote:
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson |
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15th July 2004, 11:29
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Forum King
Join Date: Mar 2004
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I didn't know he was dead. Puckoon is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
Found this: 
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15th July 2004, 11:38
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Forum King
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly
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"He said the drink would kill him, he was wrong of corse, the Car's dashbord did killed him."
Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird. |
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15th July 2004, 13:10
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Forum King
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Mobil Ave.
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"Rest in Pieces."
"Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too. |
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15th July 2004, 13:30
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Major Dude
Join Date: May 2004
Location: The North
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Made my day ethan_h
Suburbia: The place where they clear down trees and then name roads after them |
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15th July 2004, 13:47
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The Forum Slut
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY
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Quote:
Try not to encourage him... we never spoke! 
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16th July 2004, 01:42
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Made In The USA
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The 502
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"Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long And Heaven would be just kickin' back With Jesus packing my bong" Lyrics from OPM - Heaven Is a Halfpipe, actually...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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