Old 9th May 2003, 03:30   #1
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Get Laid! Pickup Lines Game!

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Post your best pickup lines. If they're good, you get laid. Simple, heh?

"Hey baby, I forgot my address, can I go home with you?"
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Old 9th May 2003, 04:14   #2
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Do you work at a library? Because you have "fine" written all over you.


Yes, I worked at our library in college, yes, we thought that was funny Leeme alone.
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Old 9th May 2003, 04:26   #3
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When posed with the question "did it hurt?" and you say "when" and they reply "when you fell from heaven" you should reply "no cause you caught me"


"Do you wash your pants in windex, cause I can see myself in them!"

"The word of the day is legs...wanna go back to my place and spread the word"

And the best of all

"Nice shoes, lets fuck!"

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Old 9th May 2003, 05:02   #4
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Old 9th May 2003, 05:09   #5
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Old 9th May 2003, 05:52   #6
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Old 9th May 2003, 06:06   #7
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Old 9th May 2003, 06:09   #8
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Quote:
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Do you work at a library? Because you have "fine" written all over you.


Yes, I worked at our library in college, yes, we thought that was funny Leeme alone.
I work at a library. That would work in a few cases, but I don't deal with money, nor does the library charge fines. Hmm, but I shelve books constantly, and I get no breaks because I work so few hours.

I have seen about a dozen friends there, from people I know, to people I don't like, to people I really like..etc. People that I have only known for a little bit, and end up signing their yearbook because they end up seeing me there while they are being tutored by a teacher...

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Old 9th May 2003, 06:50   #9
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you know that shirt looks very becoming of you..
if i were on you,i'd be cumming too.

"Well, got to love you and leave you, need to go get into the shower and rub my hard naked body all over with soapy bubbles, I'll be back later to carry on playing....

It'll take you some time to get over the image of me naked in the shower......mind you don't masturbate to hard thinking about it...."
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Old 9th May 2003, 10:12   #10
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"how YOU doin' "

or, agree that pickup lines never work, and you simply need a good convo with someone...

oh, and as i recently found out, if your going into a relationship, and asked "how far would you go with me?", dont say all the way, its a trick question

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Old 9th May 2003, 12:06   #11
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Pick up lines are ok, Gamma hydroxybutyrate is better
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Old 9th May 2003, 13:06   #12
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Old 9th May 2003, 14:02   #13
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Old 9th May 2003, 15:40   #14
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Caserock, do us a favor and edit your sig to say: I'm Not Post Pumping....But I'll Be Back instead of the caps and the misspellings.

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Old 9th May 2003, 15:46   #15
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sorry, youre supposed to say it with a german accent; and the caps are supposed to emphesize the tone. Try it now.

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Old 9th May 2003, 16:56   #16
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If you're going to use pickup lines you must say "hey i just heard this funny pickup line" beforehand. Then they're useful These are the ones i can remember:

Fat penguin... I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

I'm going to have sex with you tonight, so... you might as well be there.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.

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Old 9th May 2003, 17:30   #17
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Pick up lines are ok, Gamma hydroxybutyrate is better
You have much to teach us.

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"Hey fat girl, are you tickleish? yeah I called you fat, look at me! I'm skinny!"

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And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands.

As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship.

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Old 9th May 2003, 17:43   #20
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Pick-up lines are for suckers. Just walk on over, and lick your forehead.

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if we were squirrles coudl I bust a nut in your hole?

wanna go out for piza and sex?
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ok, we can skip the pizza

what would you like for breakfast?

i lsot my virginity, can i have yours?

if i followed you home would you keep me?

wanna play army? i'll lay on the ground and y ou blow my head off.

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